Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML
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Today, to avoid walking on a thumbtack that had fallen on the floor, my little sister took a red sharpie to the carpet and drew a circle around it, "so that way, everyone will see it." FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML
Today, I had a rubber band around my wrist for too long, and it ended up leaving faint red marks around my wrist. My mom saw them, thought they were scars, and is now convinced I'm a cutter, "like the ones I've seen on the news," and won't believe my story. FML
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
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Top comments
ollie179 21
Why would you let her go near your breasts with a sharpie?
YakuzaxGeneralz 9
How did you let her finish the entire circle? How did you not see her coming with a bright sharpie. Your mother must be a ninja.
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Comments (233)
ilovefall10 21
Well then don't wear shirts like that anymore. Maybe she doesn't want her daughter looking like some cheap tramp. Just saying.
MatGag17895 11
Wear a shirt on which the bottom is so high people can see your underboobs but still hides the circle, then tell her this shirt is fine as the circle isn't visible.
lawprior 0
Good. World needs more mothers like that.
TheSmoothDude 10
Your mom is the devil
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well, don't buy clothes that are so revealing and she won't have to do that. If you never wore clothes like that before, then at least your mother is being prepared, even if in an overprotective way. She just doesn't want you to dress like a ****.
Wire54321 7
That is just good parenting!
emogirlz 8
I would of told my mom to **** off I'll wear what I want and walked out
MaryPoppins88 14
FYL indeed your moms a bitch how about some independence mother or not I would have done it right back to her.
onorexveritas 24
my mom is like that too
vampire1618 5
Damn, I mean if you want to be a ****, should be your choice. Then you have to deal with what people say. On a more random note my moms always been trying to get me to wear lower-cut stuff so I would be more 'girly'. Last year I lost a bet and had to wear a mini skirt to class. -.-