By anonymous.. - 03/09/2010 00:29 - United States

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Today, my mom told me I was conceived on Halloween. She thought it would be funny to say "Let's just say your dad was not wearing his ghost costume." She then winked. I am now scarred for life. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 995
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... grow up baby, ur parents fuck! deal with it!

I'll bet the OP means "scarred" for life. Just another instance where some Internet dummy doesn't know that doubling a letter can change the whole meaning of a sentence. What a looser! So, Casper the Friendly Ghost wasn't wearing his raincoat when he entered Mom's dark, moist, scary haunted mansion!

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wow...sucks balls...

+8=====D =  <wait what?! wasted comment :D

hey at least u were planned?

haha!! oh wow now I get it xD

at least you were planned

oh it's a condom... I fail

scarred*...and that's not as bad as the Fml I saw a while back saying "Today, my mother told me against my will that she swallows. FML" you got lucky by those standards lol

your parents had sex and now you exist so fyl ?

haha that's a weird thing for your mom to tell you :-|

hahaha xD first fml to make me laugh in a Long time. your mom is cool

You're mom looks cool. :D

yes 1 I'm sure her mom does suck her dads balls

You mean, 'scarred* for life'? Fail grammar, OP.

*FTW. darn iPod touch. changing what I type.

#80....uhm...grammar or...spelling? Seems like you're on the same idiot boat as the OP.

#80 I'm pretty sure OP meant to misspell "scarred" as "scared" because, you know, the FML had to do with Halloween, which is, y'know, scary... get the joke...?

i hate all these grammer freaks -.-

BOOM Headshot!!!

are you scared or scarred?

so i guess... it's scary that you exist.

#6, i don't think that's ironic.

he was wearing his Sea Man costume

sexy time high five very nice!

mmm halloween brings back some wild memories if ya no wut i mean kinda weired i remember tht from wen i wuz 13

that wasn't very scarring, maybe to other people but hey, I've seen my parents doing it and they were not under the covers.

wow #128, 13 seriously? little whorish dontcha think?

128, I did that too except I was alone.... and 11

your fault for imagining him naked

OP's mom doesn't or else he wouldn't be here.

ooo that is weird I hope I'm first btw lol but srsly

supercalafragilisticexpialidicious fail

I wanna slap you now...

did I spell that wrong? is it supercal(i)fragilisticexpialid(o)cious ...yeahh I think that's it...

yeap it's the second one the supercalifragilisticexpialidotious xD

dammit!!! D:< I fail too haha it's: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious geez there finaly haha

O_o supercaliwhatsit? =[

hahahah that is hilarious

supercaliGIBBERISH haha random word it means nothing... :|

You meanarry Poppins lied to me? D;

Marry Poppins* fail

Mary Poppins is a lie with catchy music? that's the worst of the liars!

I said I hope I'm first I never said I was and if it wasn't for anti flood I woulda been first

haha ewww....kinda funny though lol never heard of the term "ghost costume" x) kudos

Aww... now I'm thinking of my parents... (gag)

let's just say the inside of your moms vagina was wearing a ghost costume that night, a creamy white ghost costume.

... grow up baby, ur parents fuck! deal with it!

still, not something you want to hear. people who say stuff like you just did annoy me. yea its natural or normal or whatever, but no one wants to hear thungs about their parents sex lives. i know i dont. conjures horrific images in my head.

yea wat are you a pussy

if this "scared" you, you need thicker skin OP.

lol yeah. *scarred, OP.

.... Isn't it obvious that your parents had to have had sex in order for you to even be here? I'd get it if your mom was telling you how she and your dad roleplayed in bed last night, and he was in a ghost costume. I'd feel very sorry for you. I do feel slightly bad that you heard the details, but stop crying. It's not like she told you he gave it to her from behind while she leaned against the dryer. Yes, I'm purposely trying to add to the trauma.

I agree, it's ridiculous how so many people these days freak out at their parents banged at one point in time. Am I the ony one who thinks it's kind of sweet?

it would be REALLY weird if your name was mike myers..

You're cute, 17 =)

thank you(;

So FML because your father and mother concieved you? How horrible. FOL - F our lives for reading this crap.

stop complaining about it, if it wasn't for them you wouldn't even be here to post this lame flm :|