By Alex - 20/06/2014 22:05 - United Kingdom - Greenford

Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML
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EverestMelting 23
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Your parents seem really open minded. Your dad seems funny as well. Just be happy you're alive!

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damn_all 22
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Well hopefully it had no consequences for you.

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damn_all 22
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Well hopefully it had no consequences for you.

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Roskosity 22

Eh. Doubtful. LSD

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ohcheriecherie 20
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I kind of doubt it would have an effect on the baby...as long as the mom didn't trip while pregnant

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Lebeaugars95 20

he gave her the trippy stick

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damn_all 22
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Yes by repercussions or consequences I was implying that I hope they stopped after they conceived. So it would not affect the pregnancy

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EverestMelting 23
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Your parents seem really open minded. Your dad seems funny as well. Just be happy you're alive!

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gjikvtj 18

And that you can't see the dragon in front of the fridge.

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katieemerr 15
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Your parents sound amazing!

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accidentalsheep 24
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Well, there isn't anything you can really do to change that, so in that sense FYL. But at the same time, you can strive to prove him wrong and show that LSD did not, in fact, shape any weird or unsightly habits and behaviours you might have. Just be glad you're alive! (: And, you know, you have to appreciate that honesty

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krundale 6
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Just be happy he wasn't on any drugs at the time.

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swampbaby985 30
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#4. Do you know what LSD is?

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EdenCrystal 21
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I'm sure he is joking

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hulopro 16
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it probably means you have super powers. trust me...

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Sandman366 6
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Or it explains why you're so crazy awesome.

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relaxeazy 24
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Pretty sure if you were a girl you'd be called Lucy…

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singer0421 32
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Depends... Does he live in the sky and have diamonds?

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gjikvtj 18

Come on man Lucy's the one in the sky

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SparkyRoxYurSox 16
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Dad of the year award goes to...

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shudson186 17
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Don't you love it when your parents screw you over? Even before they gave birth to you.

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singer0421 32
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He went down while high... Classy.

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