By Alex - 20/06/2014 22:05 - United Kingdom - Greenford

Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML
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Your parents seem really open minded. Your dad seems funny as well. Just be happy you're alive!

Well hopefully it had no consequences for you.

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Well hopefully it had no consequences for you.

Eh. Doubtful. LSD

I kind of doubt it would have an effect on the baby...as long as the mom didn't trip while pregnant

he gave her the trippy stick

Yes by repercussions or consequences I was implying that I hope they stopped after they conceived. So it would not affect the pregnancy

Your parents seem really open minded. Your dad seems funny as well. Just be happy you're alive!

And that you can't see the dragon in front of the fridge.

Your parents sound amazing!

Well, there isn't anything you can really do to change that, so in that sense FYL. But at the same time, you can strive to prove him wrong and show that LSD did not, in fact, shape any weird or unsightly habits and behaviours you might have. Just be glad you're alive! (: And, you know, you have to appreciate that honesty

Just be happy he wasn't on any drugs at the time.

#4. Do you know what LSD is?

I'm sure he is joking

it probably means you have super powers. trust me...

Or it explains why you're so crazy awesome.

Pretty sure if you were a girl you'd be called Lucy…

Depends... Does he live in the sky and have diamonds?

Come on man Lucy's the one in the sky

Dad of the year award goes to...

Don't you love it when your parents screw you over? Even before they gave birth to you.

He went down while high... Classy.