By joe rogan fucking sucks, dude - 27/04/2014 20:51 - Australia - Warwick
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My little cousin (like 7 at the time) managed to sleep walk outside and get himself locked out. When he woke up it was cold, but he had enough sense to sleep in his moms unlocked car. My Aunt said she was never so scared in her life and now puts chairs in front of their doors at night. I suggested he wear a bell
I've shaken my friend awake, went on a rant about some chocolate cereal (shaking her again if I thought she fell asleep), and then demanded that she bring me some of that cereal in my sleep. The only way my friend managed to get me to get me to calm down was to act like she was going to go get it for me. She was not pleased as it took her a half hour at around 4 in the morning to figure out that pretending was the way to get me to leave her alone so she could go back to sleep. I don't remember any of this.