Today, I was waiting for my girlfriend, I wanted to have a serious talk about her hypochondria. She called to cancel because she was (self) diagnosed with some sort of 'neurological disorder'. FML
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0671241409
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hmmm I'm no doctor, but I think she may be wrong
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shadowblade525
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there's an actual neurological disorder which causes close to any phobia you can think of, not sure what it's called but I have met people who have the disorder
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afdude87
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she could be crazy. or trying to get rid of you. or she's just crazy.
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chippa
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Or she could be a hypochondriac. Hmm, I wonder.
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ifyouseekamy666
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(to the tune of 3 by Brittney spears)
1,2,3,
no she's not just crazy,
she wants to get rid of op,
and she's a hypochondri[ac]
(it better send this time!!)
1,2,3,
no she's not just crazy,
she wants to get rid of op,
and she's a hypochondri[ac]
(it better send this time!!)
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haleymay177
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haha :D
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afdude87
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haha nice.
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hottyinabag12345
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hahah
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BikeAllDay818
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find yourself a new girl bro!
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maybaybe
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Agreed
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crisniyana1122
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This chick sounds nuts...dead her crazy ass
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Prolusive
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That's pretty SELFish!
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afdude87
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band wagon fail
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Prolusive
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May you please enlighten me as to what a 'Band wagon fail' is?
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Kukua
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It means you tried to jump on the pun bandwagon and missed.
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Acousticpixie14
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Dude, dump her.
Someone like that just wants attention.
Someone like that just wants attention.
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TOADified
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if you've never had hypochondria then you wouldn't know. you really think that you have the disease. speaking from experience
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FarSide
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Man, do yourself a favor... and run like you stole it.
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TheDrifter
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The sex must be amazing, the crazy ones are always the most fun in the sack.
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sourgirl101
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As true as this might seem, I think you'll need to find a different type of crazy. I doubt a hypochondriac would allow you too get as freaky as you may wish. Don't you worry drifter, there's a crazy out there just for you!(:
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lovexbox
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You want crazy fun, hun. Not crazy psychotic.
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afdude87
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lovexbox speaks the truth
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BogJuan
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She obviously does have a neurological disorder. I don't see where she did something wrong.
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DjeePee
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No, she obviously does have hypochondria, which means that she thinks (!) she has very much medical problems, while she hasn't.
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macskapingvin
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She has a psychosomatic disorder, not a neurological one.
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FYLDeep
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I believe that irrationally thinking you have health problems is a neurological disorder.
Edit: Maybe the person above me is right.
Edit: Maybe the person above me is right.
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flipstar530
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find a new gf..... she's crazy and just wants attention
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brighteyes81
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Do some research idiot.
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ancora
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I agree that trying to get her to see a therapist is important, especially if it's hindering her relationships with other people, or interfering with her life in general.
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USAF_girl
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Don't bother to help her, just dump her. Not your problem! haha
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Hiimhaileypotter
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59's a bitch.
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bayonet
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Run
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mkrone
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Zebidee
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Tell her you've done extensive research on the internet, and it turns out you're sick of her crap.
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underpaid011
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that's awesome! hope you don't mind if I steal that line :)
I could be wrong on that last one.