Today, I was waiting for my girlfriend, I wanted to have a serious...

By Anonymous - 25/1/2011 07:19 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was waiting for my girlfriend, I wanted to have a serious talk about her hypochondria. She called to cancel because she was (self) diagnosed with some sort of 'neurological disorder'. FML

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By DocBastard | 38

#2006726 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 14:24

God, you people are so insensitive! The girlfriend obviously DOES have kuru, OCD, achalasia, melanoma, Crohn's disease, Budd-Chiari malformation, Wolf-Parkinson-White syndrome, Boerhaave's syndrome, acoustic neuroma, cholecystitis, Cushing syndrome, supraventricular tachycardia, toxoplasmosis, and tribadism.

I could be wrong on that last one.

By 0671241409 | 0

#2006191 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 11:47

hmmm I'm no doctor, but I think she may be wrong

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By 0671241409 | 0

#2006191 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 11:47

hmmm I'm no doctor, but I think she may be wrong

shadowblade525 | 3

#2008252 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 2:55

there's an actual neurological disorder which causes close to any phobia you can think of, not sure what it's called but I have met people who have the disorder

By afdude87 | 6

#2006202 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 11:49

she could be crazy. or trying to get rid of you. or she's just crazy.

chippa | 24

#2006886 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 15:26

Or she could be a hypochondriac. Hmm, I wonder.

ifyouseekamy666 | 0

#2007781 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 22:34

(to the tune of 3 by Brittney spears)

1,2,3,
no she's not just crazy,
she wants to get rid of op,
and she's a hypochondri[ac]

(it better send this time!!)

haleymay177 | 0

#2008347 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 4:53

haha :D

afdude87 | 6

#2008350 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 4:59

haha nice.

hottyinabag12345 | 0

#2480359 - Monday 9 May 2011 3:55

hahah

By BikeAllDay818 | 6

#2006218 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 11:52

find yourself a new girl bro!

maybaybe | 0

#2006359 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 12:42

Agreed

crisniyana1122 | 0

#3459637 - Thursday 20 October 2011 5:50

This chick sounds nuts...dead her crazy ass

By Prolusive | 5

#2006240 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 11:59

That's pretty SELFish!

afdude87 | 6

#2006281 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 12:11

band wagon fail

Prolusive | 5

#2006835 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 15:04

May you please enlighten me as to what a 'Band wagon fail' is?

Kukua | 5

#2007052 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 16:32

It means you tried to jump on the pun bandwagon and missed.

By Acousticpixie14 | 6

#2006285 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 12:13

Dude, dump her.
Someone like that just wants attention.

TOADified | 0

#2008065 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 1:15

if you've never had hypochondria then you wouldn't know. you really think that you have the disease. speaking from experience

FarSide | 22

#2008257 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 3:06

Man, do yourself a favor... and run like you stole it.

By TheDrifter | 23

#2006304 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 12:26

The sex must be amazing, the crazy ones are always the most fun in the sack.

sourgirl101 | 25

#2006577 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 13:31

As true as this might seem, I think you'll need to find a different type of crazy. I doubt a hypochondriac would allow you too get as freaky as you may wish. Don't you worry drifter, there's a crazy out there just for you!(:

lovexbox | 8

#2006722 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 14:22

You want crazy fun, hun. Not crazy psychotic.

afdude87 | 6

#2006746 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 14:29

lovexbox speaks the truth

By BogJuan | 5

#2006311 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 12:28

She obviously does have a neurological disorder. I don't see where she did something wrong.

DjeePee | 24

#2006404 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 12:50

No, she obviously does have hypochondria, which means that she thinks (!) she has very much medical problems, while she hasn't.

macskapingvin | 0

#2006424 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 12:54

She has a psychosomatic disorder, not a neurological one.

FYLDeep | 25

#2006426 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 12:57

I believe that irrationally thinking you have health problems is a neurological disorder.

Edit: Maybe the person above me is right.

By flipstar530 | 0

#2006415 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 12:53

find a new gf..... she's crazy and just wants attention

brighteyes81 | 0

#2007225 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 17:46

Do some research idiot.

ancora | 1

#2007306 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 18:21

I agree that trying to get her to see a therapist is important, especially if it's hindering her relationships with other people, or interfering with her life in general.

USAF_girl | 3

#2008260 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 3:07

Don't bother to help her, just dump her. Not your problem! haha

Hiimhaileypotter | 49

#4808287 - Monday 13 August 2012 17:29

59's a bitch.

By bayonet | 0

#2006550 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 13:26

Run

mkrone | 0

#2006693 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 14:02

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By Zebidee | 8

#2006581 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 13:32

Tell her you've done extensive research on the internet, and it turns out you're sick of her crap.

underpaid011 | 0

#2006690 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 14:01

that's awesome! hope you don't mind if I steal that line :)