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God, you people are so insensitive! The girlfriend obviously DOES have kuru, OCD, achalasia, melanoma, Crohn's disease, Budd-Chiari malformation, Wolf-Parkinson-White syndrome, Boerhaave's syndrome, acoustic neuroma, cholecystitis, Cushing syndrome, supraventricular tachycardia, toxoplasmosis, and tribadism. I could be wrong on that last one.

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there's an actual neurological disorder which causes close to any phobia you can think of, not sure what it's called but I have met people who have the disorder

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(to the tune of 3 by Brittney spears) 1,2,3, no she's not just crazy, she wants to get rid of op, and she's a hypochondri[ac] (it better send this time!!)

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if you've never had hypochondria then you wouldn't know. you really think that you have the disease. speaking from experience

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As true as this might seem, I think you'll need to find a different type of crazy. I doubt a hypochondriac would allow you too get as freaky as you may wish. Don't you worry drifter, there's a crazy out there just for you!(:

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No, she obviously does have hypochondria, which means that she thinks (!) she has very much medical problems, while she hasn't.

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I believe that irrationally thinking you have health problems is a neurological disorder. Edit: Maybe the person above me is right.

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I agree that trying to get her to see a therapist is important, especially if it's hindering her relationships with other people, or interfering with her life in general.

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Tell her you've done extensive research on the internet, and it turns out you're sick of her crap.

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