By kiki - 05/08/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
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nice... now you need to find someone with a name that's slang for vagina and you have a solemate.

Actually, it could also be "Zizi", but I'm assuming it's Kiki because that seems more plausible. FYL OP, but I guess it's a nice way to break the ice, no? "Hi, what's your name?" "Penis. What's yours?" :)

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so close but so far away :)

132- no, in France kiki means penis, but it's a little kid thing to say, like wiener?

Actually, it could also be "Zizi", but I'm assuming it's Kiki because that seems more plausible. FYL OP, but I guess it's a nice way to break the ice, no? "Hi, what's your name?" "Penis. What's yours?" :)

106- That made me LOL. hahaha.

131: Good catch. :) You get plus one intertoobz.

Oh my gosh my nickname means penis -.- No wonder my mom didn't like the name when i said I wanna be called Kiki

caca means poop in spanish though : ]

in french, penis is said, pènis... so if your name isnt pènis, it doesnt mean penis.

It's a term of endearment in portugese

It also means poop in french

In french too

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the point OP is making is that when her dad named her he knew it meant penis since he was fluent in french

hi. you are NOT great.