By kiki - 05/08/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
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BoyFromTheFuture 0

nice... now you need to find someone with a name that's slang for ****** and you have a solemate.

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danza_fml 0

Actually, it could also be "Zizi", but I'm assuming it's Kiki because that seems more plausible. FYL OP, but I guess it's a nice way to break the ice, no? "Hi, what's your name?" "Penis. What's yours?" :)

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thatfrenchguy 8

132- no, in France kiki means penis, but it's a little kid thing to say, like wiener?

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danza_fml 0

Actually, it could also be "Zizi", but I'm assuming it's Kiki because that seems more plausible. FYL OP, but I guess it's a nice way to break the ice, no? "Hi, what's your name?" "Penis. What's yours?" :)

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

131: Good catch. :) You get plus one intertoobz.

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KianaCaca 10

Oh my gosh my nickname means penis -.- No wonder my mom didn't like the name when i said I wanna be called Kiki

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gabii1fred 0

caca means poop in spanish though : ]

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thelovelysecks 15

in french, penis is said, pènis... so if your name isnt pènis, it doesnt mean penis.

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mano47 0

It's a term of endearment in portugese

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MyPupRox 2

the point OP is making is that when her dad named her he knew it meant penis since he was fluent in french

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