Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This... - FML

By kiki - 5/8/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML

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By hiyouaregreat | 0

#1195336 - Thursday 5 August 2010 23:15

Oh man, I'm a loud cunt. Please thumb me down. Please. :'(

By BoyFromTheFuture | 0

#1195449 - Thursday 5 August 2010 23:34

nice... now you need to find someone with a name that's slang for vagina and you have a solemate.

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By hiyouaregreat | 0

#1195336 - Thursday 5 August 2010 23:15

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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Unbeatable | 0

#1196566 - Friday 6 August 2010 3:49

so close but so far away :)

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thatfrenchguy | 8

#1196590 - Friday 6 August 2010 3:52

132- no, in France kiki means penis, but it's a little kid thing to say, like wiener?

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danza_fml | 0

#1196657 - Friday 6 August 2010 4:17

Actually, it could also be "Zizi", but I'm assuming it's Kiki because that seems more plausible.

FYL OP, but I guess it's a nice way to break the ice, no?

"Hi, what's your name?"
"Penis. What's yours?"

:)

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LexSwift | 17

#1196674 - Friday 6 August 2010 4:20

106- That made me LOL. hahaha.

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bamditzki | 0

#1196751 - Friday 6 August 2010 4:42

haha, penis.

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TheIrishJaneDoe | 8

#1196788 - Friday 6 August 2010 4:50

131: Good catch. :) You get plus one intertoobz.

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KianaCaca | 10

#1196863 - Friday 6 August 2010 5:16

Oh my gosh my nickname means penis -.- No wonder my mom didn't like the name when i said I wanna be called Kiki

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gabii1fred | 0

#2612758 - Friday 3 June 2011 16:10

caca means poop in spanish though : ]

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thelovelysecks | 15

#3056354 - Sunday 7 August 2011 7:54

in french, penis is said, pènis... so if your name isnt pènis, it doesnt mean penis.

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mano47 | 0

#3404999 - Saturday 8 October 2011 15:31

It's a term of endearment in portugese

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Killer_fel | 15

#4086211 - Saturday 25 February 2012 13:25

It also means poop in french

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Jenn_love69 | 12

#6121946 - Tuesday 18 November 2014 15:47

In french too

By hiyouaregreat | 0

#1195339 - Thursday 5 August 2010 23:15

YOUR LIFE SUCKS.

By hiyouaregreat | 0

#1195341 - Thursday 5 August 2010 23:15

YOUR LIFE SUCKS.

By hiyouaregreat | 0

#1195343 - Thursday 5 August 2010 23:15

YOUR LIFE SUCKS.

By hiyouaregreat | 0

#1195345 - Thursday 5 August 2010 23:15

YOUR LIFE SUCKS.

By hiyouaregreat | 0

#1195347 - Thursday 5 August 2010 23:15

YOUR LIFE SUCKS.

By hiyouaregreat | 0

#1195349 - Thursday 5 August 2010 23:15

YOUR LIFE SUCKS.

By birdmansangel | 0

#1195357 - Thursday 5 August 2010 23:16

and?

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MyPupRox | 2

#2954595 - Saturday 23 July 2011 0:41

the point OP is making is that when her dad named her he knew it meant penis since he was fluent in french

By Bl0OdYShAdOw | 0

#1195361 - Thursday 5 August 2010 23:16

1st I win.

By fistnazal | 10

#1195365 - Thursday 5 August 2010 23:17

hi. you are NOT great.