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Here is a crazy idea. Why don't you just wake up an hour before she does and wake her up in the same manner?Turnabout is fair play, right?

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Well, 27, water we supposed to do, if not be optimistic about these kinds of things? At least he can take the lemons that life gives him now, and make a nice, cool lemonade this way ;)

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I once woke up tied up in chair in a warehouse in Columbia packed with tons of cocaine and a knife held to my neck; it was awesome, so, I agree that getting splashed in the face with ice cold water is the worst way to wake up.

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If I apologized to him while he had a knife to my neck, I would have died MrSissypants. So instead I did the only thing logical and started crackin' on his momma. I then escaped somehow and somehow gained control of the knife and killed him. I should apologize for the mom jokes too, huh? I will. His mother is actually a nice lady.

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I don't doubt that Yo' Momma jokes were the correct response. However, your escape method seems a little vague. Are you sure the Expendables didn't bail you out?

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