Anonymous
United States
Today, my mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on my face. Again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
missmirror
United Kingdom
Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were "bored". FML
shinra
Freaky...
Today, it's the third time in a row that I've woken myself up in the middle of the night by pouring freezing cold water on myself. I didn’t even have water on my nightstand last night. I woke up in the kitchen. FML
Good Parenting?
Columbia, United States
Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML
sheridan.ashley
Australia
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
joey
Zapped
Today, my mom decided to try her new taser on me while I was asleep on the couch. FML
Niles
North Vancouver, Canada
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
MereLewis95
United Kingdom
Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML
inalotofpain
United States
Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML
Anonymous
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML
Top comments
perdix 31
Stupid mom! Boiling water would work much better.
Pleonasm 36
Wake up and smell the morning ice-cold water!
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Comments (133)
epikarugger05 1
In the words of Schrute, "Ice cold water? False. If water were cold as ice, it would be ice."
MikeFoxtrot01594 11
That's false. Water and ice can coexist at 32 degrees. At that temperature it takes energy to change ice to water.
quontag 15
Actually his body Heat would increase the temperature of the water above 32 if the were coexistent so that it would be just water
greeneyebeauty9 28
try and buy yourself an alarm clock.
KiddNYC1O 22
"Get the **** up... Geeettt the **** up!" My cousin had one of these lol.
Rae13 5
If your mum attempted to wake you up several times and you chose not to wake up, YDI. If she pour cold water on you on the first attempt, FYL. But seriously, can't you just set the alarm and wake up by yourself without relying on your mum?
patrickalamo 48
Put some marbles in the freezer then throw them under moms covers... Where ever she rolls they will follow. Then throw a handful of rice crispies under the fitted sheet it will drive her nuts.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Or OP could hide an alarm clock in his moms closet and set it for 3am.
SwtCherryPie 26
Because these ideas wont cause even more shit from your mom. I dare you to try it. You'll be posting another FML in a few days if you listen to these tards.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Humour? People should get some. I really wish this site hadn't turned so damn serious, jeez.
munchly 17
Maybe you should just get an alarm clock
ShannonBitt 29
You act as though you're the only person for this to happen to.
raykyogrou0 4
I don't get why not a lot of people are pressing 'You deserved it' because maybe he/she is always waking up way too late and the mom finally decided to take some action.
bman0219 4
Do it to her at 3 am and also buy a lock for your door
annihil8or 15
Wake her up by pouring piping hot coffee on her face and yell "owned".
tralalatian 0
My dad used to pour cold water from a cup on my face or use my own water gun and spray it in my face -_- I feel your pain girl!!