Anonymous
United States
Today, my mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on my face. Again. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
missmirror
United Kingdom
Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were "bored". FML
shinra
Freaky...
Today, it's the third time in a row that I've woken myself up in the middle of the night by pouring freezing cold water on myself. I didn’t even have water on my nightstand last night. I woke up in the kitchen. FML
Good Parenting?
Columbia, United States
Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML
sheridan.ashley
Australia
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
joey
Zapped
Today, my mom decided to try her new taser on me while I was asleep on the couch. FML
Niles
North Vancouver, Canada
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
MereLewis95
United Kingdom
Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML
inalotofpain
United States
Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML
Anonymous
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML
Top comments
perdix 31
Stupid mom! Boiling water would work much better.
Pleonasm 36
Wake up and smell the morning ice-cold water!
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Comments (133)
xxsakuraxx 29
My mom does the same thing to me. I say lets get them back good! ; )
ty4nier 16
my mom wakes me up like that but with a watergun that makes a horrible noise and our 2 dogs on my head
richardsgf 5
Wake up early next time..
rushalm 7
Look who's up for ALS Ice Bucket Challenge! So whom did you nominate?:P
jakobiellis 4
But does it work?
Ameliaprescott 10
My mom threw several cups of ice cold water on my face to get me up this morning for the third time this year. Now my pillows sheets and all of the good clothes in my room (they were on the floor) are soaked.
perrapar 0
My dad used to do this to my siblings and I when we didn't wake up on time
Andrei I 9
try waking up before 10:00 for a change