Miscellaneous: Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After...

By Good Parenting? - 26/06/2015 16:38 - United States - Columbia

Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 10:43 - United States

Today, my mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on my face. Again. FML

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By kashish0711 - 02/08/2009 16:14 - India

Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML

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By MagnusDeus - 07/06/2015 15:46 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML

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By mirrorfad - 29/01/2010 05:49 - France

Today, my mum got upset with me for getting my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML

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Life and soul of the party

By Anonymous - 01/01/2016 10:08 - United States - San Antonio

Today, during a party, my drunk mother stumbled over to take a picture of me and my brother. She told me to put a party blower in my mouth for the picture, but I politely declined. She threatened to spank me in front of everyone if I didn't do it. FML

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By AnastasiyaNicholas - 18/02/2012 14:20 - United States

Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML

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Irony failure

By alcoholic - 31/10/2009 14:30 - Estonia

Today, I was telling my teenage daughter about the effects from alcohol, and how she should not give in to peer pressure. While talking, I noticed that she was looking at me funny. There was a wine glass in my hand. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By fgbh456 - 28/12/2011 00:48 - United States

Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML

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Boozehound

By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 09:55 - United States

Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML

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niallo 23

Saturday 27 June 2015 0:12

That's not peer pressure, it's bullying. Your mother has power your friends don't.

BntyHntrSeattle 30

Saturday 27 June 2015 0:12

Your mom is hilariously insane.

Comments

ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 27 June 2015 0:10

She's not your peer!

Wer3Wolf3 16

Saturday 27 June 2015 0:11

Lock your door next time?

littleking94 14

Saturday 27 June 2015 4:35

Because his mom is going to do the same thing again even though he now knows the outcome? What if his door doesn't lock.

Hoopachi 19

Saturday 27 June 2015 6:05

If I ever locked my door my "mom" would just take it off the hinges xD.

brand125 17

Monday 29 June 2015 20:01

2 - i dont know what kind of a loose household you grew up in, but if i locked my mom out of the room that shes paying for when she demanded to get it, and i ignore her, id be in trouble and the door would be taken off the hinges...

niallo 23

Saturday 27 June 2015 0:12

That's not peer pressure, it's bullying. Your mother has power your friends don't.

BntyHntrSeattle 30

Saturday 27 June 2015 0:12

Your mom is hilariously insane.

KeannaLove 32

Saturday 27 June 2015 0:17

I found it funny too, but also sad that this is what the mother does to entertain herself. I feel like she may need some new hobbies.

gte225 11

Saturday 27 June 2015 0:19

Like a new friend. I suggest a psychologist

mds9986 24

Saturday 27 June 2015 1:02

I bet she did it on purpose to have an excuse to open a beer and then drink it to "not waste any."

FMLusername969 21

Saturday 27 June 2015 6:15

Or a fkn AA meeting.

iT_Cereal 25

Saturday 27 June 2015 0:13

You must be white and a redneck. Lol

varunet2004 11

Saturday 27 June 2015 0:14

Excellent... Mom - 1, OP- 0... She clearly succeeded in waking you up

lily05_fml 16

Saturday 27 June 2015 0:14

Tell her that it is against the law for an adult to offer alcohol to a minor (supposing you are one)

tristenl17 9

Saturday 27 June 2015 1:42

not against the law to drink with a legal guardian in a private residence son

shanson 22

Saturday 27 June 2015 1:45

Actually in many states a minor can drink alcohol in their parents or legal guardians presence if the child has their permission (source: I am a waitress and had to learn all the laws for liability purposes)