By shinra - 18/7/2018 20:30

Freaky...

Today, it's the third time in a row that I've woken myself up in the middle of the night by pouring freezing cold water on myself. I didn’t even have water on my nightstand last night. I woke up in the kitchen. FML

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By BurnInDemonFire | 30

#7655364 - Saturday 30 June 2018 16:37

Your unconscious mind is still taking part in the Ice Bucket Challenge? Better make sure you get rid of all the cinnamon, and Tide pods, in your house.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7663193 - Wednesday 18 July 2018 20:41

Have you been having wet dreams lately? Maybe your body subconsciously wants you to take a cold shower afterwards!

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By BurnInDemonFire | 30

#7655364 - Saturday 30 June 2018 16:37

Your unconscious mind is still taking part in the Ice Bucket Challenge? Better make sure you get rid of all the cinnamon, and Tide pods, in your house.

PhoenixChick | 26

#7664111 - Friday 20 July 2018 15:57

And hide the car keys...or install a camera in your car for the somnabulist #inmyfeelings challenge.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7663193 - Wednesday 18 July 2018 20:41

Have you been having wet dreams lately? Maybe your body subconsciously wants you to take a cold shower afterwards!

By IrieStorm | 9

#7663226 - Wednesday 18 July 2018 22:11

I woke up in the kitchen one too. Although, I had a half empty box of cookies in my lap. I still don't know how I got there.

By interesting33 | 36

#7663257 - Wednesday 18 July 2018 23:30

maybe see a doctor to see if it means anything or for advice on how to stop it

By Davros | 12

#7663272 - Thursday 19 July 2018 0:03

.....when your a prankster who sleepwalks and has no friends.

By Davros | 12

#7663274 - Thursday 19 July 2018 0:04

Good thing your not a sleepwalking murderer.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7663285 - Thursday 19 July 2018 0:27

As you psychiatrist might say after you tell this story: Icy.

Maybe you shouldn’t watch “Frozen” so close to bedtime?

Glowworm56 | 25

#7663306 - Thursday 19 July 2018 1:41

Just let it go, RichardPencil.

BurnInDemonFire | 30

#7663625 - Thursday 19 July 2018 17:36

Those jokes sent a shiver down my spine.

PhoenixChick | 26

#7664107 - Friday 20 July 2018 15:55

Chill, dude

By wanted_2_want | 40

#7663361 - Thursday 19 July 2018 5:52

In the upside, you may want to take some cooking classes so next time you sleepwalk into the kitchen you’ll have a delicious breakfast in the morning.

Win-win.

By Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 | 20

#7663467 - Thursday 19 July 2018 10:26

Talk to a doctor about it?

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 | 20

#7663468 - Thursday 19 July 2018 10:27

And more importantly: you have to nominate two people

By zuckerburg | 21

#7663548 - Thursday 19 July 2018 13:02

Stop taking ambien. You don't want to start tweeting racist crap