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By shinra - 18/07/2018 20:30

Today, it's the third time in a row that I've woken myself up in the middle of the night by pouring freezing cold water on myself. I didn’t even have water on my nightstand last night. I woke up in the kitchen. FML

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You deserved it 300

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 10:43 - United States

Today, my mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on my face. Again. FML

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By Olorin - 07/11/2011 20:49 - Germany

Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML

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Weather

By Anon - 13/06/2013 02:40 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I woke up at 3:00 am feeling freezing cold and soaking wet. It turns out that my dad had opened my window when I was sleeping, and rain water had been pouring in on me all night. My hair, face, pillow, blankets, alarm clock, and homework were all soaked as well. FML

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You deserved it 3 624

By KitchenFlooder - 01/02/2018 01:30

Today, I flooded my entire kitchen. The water was cut off at night and I left the faucet open without realizing. When the sound woke me up at 5am, the water reached my ankles. I frantically tried to sweep it out before my mother woke up at 6am. I didn't make it. FML

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You deserved it 1 858

By missmirror - 02/05/2011 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were "bored". FML

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You deserved it 5 016

By Electric Eddy - 22/05/2017 00:00

Today, I got up at 2:30 a.m. to catch an early flight home. I was tired and drowsy and took a quick shower to wake me up. Two minutes in, the water turned scalding hot on all settings. I ended up having to rinse my hair with bottles of sparkling water from the hotel minibar. FML

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You deserved it 380

Chill out, dude

By Anonymous - 16/04/2022 02:00

Today, on my first day off in months, my stepdad woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn, screaming at me to “get my lazy ass up” and start doing some chores. I guess pretending to still be asleep didn’t make him to go away, because I then felt hot water seeping through the blankets and onto my legs. FML

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You deserved it 164

Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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You deserved it 6 071

By tarheels526 - 08/02/2009 00:53 - United States

Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML

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You deserved it 27 470

Lost

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to a party with a friend. All I remember is passing out on the couch. About 10 minutes ago, I was woken up by a bucket of cold water and thrown out by the guy who lives there. I'm still dripping and very cold, and I have no idea where the hell I am. FML

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You deserved it 8 723

BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 30 June 2018 16:37

Your unconscious mind is still taking part in the Ice Bucket Challenge? Better make sure you get rid of all the cinnamon, and Tide pods, in your house.

Glowworm56 26

Wednesday 18 July 2018 20:41

Have you been having wet dreams lately? Maybe your body subconsciously wants you to take a cold shower afterwards!

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 30 June 2018 16:37

Your unconscious mind is still taking part in the Ice Bucket Challenge? Better make sure you get rid of all the cinnamon, and Tide pods, in your house.

PhoenixChick 26

Friday 20 July 2018 15:57

And hide the car keys...or install a camera in your car for the somnabulist #inmyfeelings challenge.

Glowworm56 26

Wednesday 18 July 2018 20:41

Have you been having wet dreams lately? Maybe your body subconsciously wants you to take a cold shower afterwards!

IrieStorm 9

Wednesday 18 July 2018 22:11

I woke up in the kitchen one too. Although, I had a half empty box of cookies in my lap. I still don't know how I got there.

interesting33 36

Wednesday 18 July 2018 23:30

maybe see a doctor to see if it means anything or for advice on how to stop it

Davros 12

Thursday 19 July 2018 0:03

.....when your a prankster who sleepwalks and has no friends.

Davros 12

Thursday 19 July 2018 0:04

Good thing your not a sleepwalking murderer.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 19 July 2018 0:27

As you psychiatrist might say after you tell this story: Icy. Maybe you shouldn’t watch “Frozen” so close to bedtime?

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 19 July 2018 1:41

Just let it go, RichardPencil.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Thursday 19 July 2018 17:36

Those jokes sent a shiver down my spine.

PhoenixChick 26

Friday 20 July 2018 15:55

Chill, dude

wanted_2_want 40

Thursday 19 July 2018 5:52

In the upside, you may want to take some cooking classes so next time you sleepwalk into the kitchen you’ll have a delicious breakfast in the morning. Win-win.