Anonymous
United States
Today, my mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on my face. Again. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
missmirror
United Kingdom
Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were "bored". FML
shinra
Freaky...
Today, it's the third time in a row that I've woken myself up in the middle of the night by pouring freezing cold water on myself. I didn’t even have water on my nightstand last night. I woke up in the kitchen. FML
Good Parenting?
Columbia, United States
Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML
sheridan.ashley
Australia
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
joey
Zapped
Today, my mom decided to try her new taser on me while I was asleep on the couch. FML
Niles
North Vancouver, Canada
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
MereLewis95
United Kingdom
Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML
inalotofpain
United States
Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML
Anonymous
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML
Top comments
perdix 31
Stupid mom! Boiling water would work much better.
Pleonasm 36
Wake up and smell the morning ice-cold water!
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Comments (133)
srbuckley322 10
If this isn't the first time then you should seriously consider either A) locking the door B) moving out C) getting an alarm clock
Meme1988 18
What a bitch
alki_fml 5
Your mom probably wouldn't do that if you got yourself out of bed on time. Why don't you grow up and start acting like and adult. Maybe then your parents will start respecting you as one.
bwzwally8 15
That's just cold of her...
BriannaRWatson 13
One could say that she was trying to put her on ice?
BmellieC 2
You might want to invest in a lock on your door
KrisztinaErika 2
Dump his ass after you pour cold water on him to wake Him up
nickolascronk 3
Are you ******* stupid. His MOM stupid
nickolascronk 3
Get up stupid
BriannaRWatson 13
Stupid stupid stupid...diddle diddle doo.
jagutschlag 3
Why is this an fml? Get an alarm clock and actually get up when it goes off and you won't have to get water dumped on your head.
pantalonesnegras 2
Really FML? This is one worth posting?
iheartzombies15 4
Kill her