By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 10:43 - United States

Today, my mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on my face. Again. FML
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perdix 29

Stupid mom! Boiling water would work much better.

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Pleonasm 35

Wake up and smell the morning ice-cold water!

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olpally 32

Shut up, meg... Lol. Better than having the mumps!

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DocBastard 38

Wow, that's cold! Your mother sounds like a cold-hearted bitch.

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BriannaRWatson 13

You're such a troll lol.

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flockz 19

doc has always had burr-y good puns.

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SenselessPattern 12

Crickets have their work cut out for them here.

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JudgeTroll 6

Doc, what's the pic of now, besides a human skull?

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KiddNYC1O 20

A human skull with a clearly visible fractured jaw and bad breath...............

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xcarxcrashx 9

It's some guys busted up jaw, read Doc's blog. It's very good.

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SquishFish 15

Haha my dad does this to me too.... A lot. I feel your pain OP

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omnomnicon 9

Maybe you should invest in an alarm clock instead :)

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laurenlovesjb 20

Wake up and breathe in the day... Oh wait hold your breath, you'll choke:)

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

You do realize that everyone will be voting thumbs down on you, just for your profile pic.

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olpally 32

Yes 42, we've covered this several times on previous fml's, leave the bieber fan alone. Lol. Good day to you. :)

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JudgeTroll 6

I wish the Biebs had taken a deep morning breath

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fernclogger 5

As it is, I used to hate getting woken up by my parents ripping the blankets away... Feel for you OP

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supportcommand 17

I think a sleeping hand in warm water is acceptable payback.

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Myo_fml 20

For what? Combating pins and needles?

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Myo_fml 20

No, his poor grammar and word structure made the sentence mean that the hand was asleep, not the entire person. I enjoy nitpicking and being a bitch, it's kind of my thing.

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supportcommand 17

If you truly had trouble understanding my post you should step away from FML. I suspect you post things just so you can see your name on here. After all, you've had 7 rejected FMLs.

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HeyArnold91 8

You must get tired of having to wait got your sheets to dry all the time

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shannara098 1

That's sucks I would do the same thing back

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Next time she washes the dishes, tie a rubber band to the spray nozzle.

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