Today, my mom accused me of having an eating disorder, and I didn't correct her. Truth is, I lost weight after I went off the pill a year ago. I'm too embarrassed to tell my mom that I haven't had anyone in a year. FML
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Today, after I skipped dessert for the third day in a row, my mom cornered me and accused me of being anorexic. I'm actually not far off being clinically obese and I'm just trying to diet, but nothing I say will convince her. She wants me to see a psychiatrist about a disorder I don't even have. FML
Today, I told my mom I lost 30 pounds because of an eating disorder. She told me to keep up the good work. FML
Today, I admitted to my parents that I have an eating disorder. Instead of trying to help, my mom stared at me and said, "Duh". FML
Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML
Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML
Today, I told my mom that I'm bulimic and have been for a few years, and that I needed help. She responded by saying, "Well that's clearly not working for you. Why don't you try anorexia?" She then patted me on the head, smiled, and walked away. FML
Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML
Today, I finally broke down and told my mom that I'd relapsed with my eating disorder. She told me to quit whining and eat a burger, because she didn't want to pay for another therapy session. FML
Today, I told my mom that I think I’m anorexic and she told me she didn’t care. When I asked why, in disbelief she replied, "Honey, you are 5’3 and over 350 lbs, at this point you NEED to be anorexic." FML
Today, I decided I need help, so I confessed to my mother that I'm bulimic. After she looked it up online she started screaming at me for "Wasting food that I'm not paying for." FML
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chinchilla_fml 0
Wouldn't your mom see it as a good thing that you hadn't had sex in a year?
FlaminYawn 0
So your mom encourages *******? Hopefully you're using this time for self-discovery...
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Comments (133)
Druidlicious 0
I can't believe that this made it onto the site. That's pathetic, YDI
failsatlife23 0
#35 lmfaoooooooo win win EPIC WIN.
john_ulan 0
this is definitely more of a secret than a fml. in keeping with that, i vote she tells her mom.
eiji_chan 0
Why would your mom be more happy that you're having sex????
tari_joon 0
Erm, I agree with the general consensus about #14 being an obnoxious idiot and as for #19, I put on about 10 kgs (NOT POUNDS. Look that up) while I was on the pill. It was water weight for sure, cause it dropped real quick once I got off the pill, but not until then. Also, this is a retarded FML.
iLIAMMM 0
I hope she checks you into a center for people with eating disorders. I would lol.
lightedlotus 0
Who the **** "accuses" their daughter/son of having an eating disorder? FYL for having an insensitive mum.
THysios 2
hey i havnt had sex in 19 years :D.. im 19 btw :P. i think ur mum would c that as a good thing. i would if i was a parent
purple5 0
I don't see why you couldn't've just told her you came off the pill and that's why you've lost a little bit of weight. I'm sure she'd much rather know the truth than worry that her daughter has an eating disorder. I doubt the first thing she'd think is "Oh, that means you haven't had sex in a year...HAHA"...she's your mum. Just say you came off the pill, no worries.
TheAwkward0ne 0
#14 probably just copies and pastes that onto every FML that has to do with pregnancy or sex to make herself look smarter. yeah, it doesn't work, biotchhh. XD