Today, my mom accused me of having an eating disorder, and I didn't correct her. Truth is, I lost weight after I went off the pill a year ago. I'm too embarrassed to tell my mom that I haven't had anyone in a year. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after I skipped dessert for the third day in a row, my mom cornered me and accused me of being anorexic. I'm actually not far off being clinically obese and I'm just trying to diet, but nothing I say will convince her. She wants me to see a psychiatrist about a disorder I don't even have. FML
Today, I told my mom I lost 30 pounds because of an eating disorder. She told me to keep up the good work. FML
Today, I admitted to my parents that I have an eating disorder. Instead of trying to help, my mom stared at me and said, "Duh". FML
Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML
Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML
Today, I told my mom that I'm bulimic and have been for a few years, and that I needed help. She responded by saying, "Well that's clearly not working for you. Why don't you try anorexia?" She then patted me on the head, smiled, and walked away. FML
Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML
Today, I finally broke down and told my mom that I'd relapsed with my eating disorder. She told me to quit whining and eat a burger, because she didn't want to pay for another therapy session. FML
Today, I told my mom that I think I’m anorexic and she told me she didn’t care. When I asked why, in disbelief she replied, "Honey, you are 5’3 and over 350 lbs, at this point you NEED to be anorexic." FML
Today, I decided I need help, so I confessed to my mother that I'm bulimic. After she looked it up online she started screaming at me for "Wasting food that I'm not paying for." FML
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chinchilla_fml 0
Wouldn't your mom see it as a good thing that you hadn't had sex in a year?
FlaminYawn 0
So your mom encourages *******? Hopefully you're using this time for self-discovery...
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StarrieyedFML 0
Yea.... #14.... My sister in law went off of that shit, even though she was told "she couldn't have children" (because she was hit by a car when she was younger, and they had to remove 80% of the parts) but none the less she went by that... and she still got prego. lol. But.... On another note... don't be so self righteous. It is REALLY unattractive.
mehwhateverr 0
Why wouldn't you correct her? Just tell her you've been working out lately... And even if you wanted to tell her the truth, why would she be disappointed in you? She's your mother, she'll probably be happy.
Blobenshnogen 0
What is this, PostSecret?
blaihhh 0
#14 You're a cow... and some people arent regular enough to use that method... You should use condoms anyway because otherwise youll get diseases... and I think its gross when a man comes inside a woman, its as if shes a toilet. (Unless theyre trying to reproduce, obviously.) And OP: Boo-hoo, poor you. Youre skinny and youre not a ****. Have a cry.
englishmuffin 0
I am not too sure what #14 has to do with this FML. She's not having sex... she doesn't need to be on the pill or any other type of birth control method. What's the point of the post? As for the OP, why would you be embarrassed about telling your mom that? Does she want/expect you to have a lot sex?
MAD_MIKE 0
Ha, u suk. No ****!
stephaniepopatia 0
#14 adds more uselessness to this pointless FML
Tashaxox 0
You stopped taking birth control (good thing) You havent had sex in a year (good thing) You are losing weight (good thing) Your embarassed to tell your mom you havent had sex in a year (wtf?? Why would she be upset by that???) This is stupid im sorry if anyone disagrees..
redbluegreen 41
Why would you be embarrassed to tell your mom you haven't had sex in a year? I think she'd rather that you weren't sexually active. Mine would.
Tashaxox 0
#18 haha same here