Today, my mom accused me of having an eating disorder, and I didn't correct her. Truth is, I lost weight after I went off the pill a year ago. I'm too embarrassed to tell my mom that I haven't had anyone in a year. FML
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Today, after I skipped dessert for the third day in a row, my mom cornered me and accused me of being anorexic. I'm actually not far off being clinically obese and I'm just trying to diet, but nothing I say will convince her. She wants me to see a psychiatrist about a disorder I don't even have. FML
Today, I told my mom I lost 30 pounds because of an eating disorder. She told me to keep up the good work. FML
Today, I admitted to my parents that I have an eating disorder. Instead of trying to help, my mom stared at me and said, "Duh". FML
Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML
Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML
Today, I told my mom that I'm bulimic and have been for a few years, and that I needed help. She responded by saying, "Well that's clearly not working for you. Why don't you try anorexia?" She then patted me on the head, smiled, and walked away. FML
Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML
Today, I finally broke down and told my mom that I'd relapsed with my eating disorder. She told me to quit whining and eat a burger, because she didn't want to pay for another therapy session. FML
Today, I told my mom that I think I’m anorexic and she told me she didn’t care. When I asked why, in disbelief she replied, "Honey, you are 5’3 and over 350 lbs, at this point you NEED to be anorexic." FML
Today, I decided I need help, so I confessed to my mother that I'm bulimic. After she looked it up online she started screaming at me for "Wasting food that I'm not paying for." FML
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chinchilla_fml 0
Wouldn't your mom see it as a good thing that you hadn't had sex in a year?
FlaminYawn 0
So your mom encourages *******? Hopefully you're using this time for self-discovery...
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Comments (133)
blaihhh 0
#31 Only if shes a squirter. Haha no but seriously thats just like natural lube... not sperm.
glykoula09 0
no sex in a year? its ok...it just looks like you went off the Birth Control Pill and switched to the Anti-Poon Pill.
eliz3 0
#14 get over yourself. Most people don't use that method because it is risky and in no way foolproof. Also, have you heard of STD's? So do me a favour and **** off.
allmidnighteyes 11
You're afraid your mom is going to think lowly of you because you haven't had sex in a year? Wow....
Tangaman 0
Isn´t periodical abstinence terribly onreliable?
divine_fml 0
This is not really an FML. This is something you'd see on Postsecret. I'm sorry you feel like that! :( Sex isn't everything, and it's not something you need to feel worthy!
O_HALEZ_NAW 0
#14 That is a terrible "How To" of the fertility awareness method.
qazwerty 5
14, she doesn't need that lame method because she's not having sex. Moreover, that method is ineffective because the days you're fertile and the days you're not fluctuate depending on things like stress, medication, and illness.
divine_fml 0
Oh and #14? Seriously?! I hope you get pregnant... T.T Because that method doesn't work. So stop thinking you know everything.
O_HALEZ_NAW 0
#42 NOOO! Do you seriously want #14 to reproduce?! That's just a terrible idea. On the other hand, that kid's life would be a real FML.