Today, my mom accused me of having an eating disorder, and I didn't correct her. Truth is, I lost weight after I went off the pill a year ago. I'm too embarrassed to tell my mom that I haven't had anyone in a year. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after I skipped dessert for the third day in a row, my mom cornered me and accused me of being anorexic. I'm actually not far off being clinically obese and I'm just trying to diet, but nothing I say will convince her. She wants me to see a psychiatrist about a disorder I don't even have. FML
Today, I told my mom I lost 30 pounds because of an eating disorder. She told me to keep up the good work. FML
Today, I admitted to my parents that I have an eating disorder. Instead of trying to help, my mom stared at me and said, "Duh". FML
Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML
Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML
Today, I told my mom that I'm bulimic and have been for a few years, and that I needed help. She responded by saying, "Well that's clearly not working for you. Why don't you try anorexia?" She then patted me on the head, smiled, and walked away. FML
Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML
Today, I finally broke down and told my mom that I'd relapsed with my eating disorder. She told me to quit whining and eat a burger, because she didn't want to pay for another therapy session. FML
Today, I told my mom that I think I’m anorexic and she told me she didn’t care. When I asked why, in disbelief she replied, "Honey, you are 5’3 and over 350 lbs, at this point you NEED to be anorexic." FML
Today, I decided I need help, so I confessed to my mother that I'm bulimic. After she looked it up online she started screaming at me for "Wasting food that I'm not paying for." FML
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chinchilla_fml 0
Wouldn't your mom see it as a good thing that you hadn't had sex in a year?
FlaminYawn 0
So your mom encourages *******? Hopefully you're using this time for self-discovery...
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Comments (133)
slimjimjerky 0
wow #14 seriously? i'm 16 years old and know more about a womans body than you. and this is NOT a FML. I haven't had sex EVER. get over it.
Autumnatic 0
If i told my mom i DID have sex she'd freak out. so not an FML. also 14 that is unreliable and you'll probably get knocked up eventually just going by that, and you would deserve it.
pepperburn 0
That's really weird, sex usually burns off 300-500 calories depending on length and intensity. You've been burning less calories and getting thinner?
haxromana 2
Where are you getting those numbers? Everything I've read suggests that you would top out at MAYBE 300 calories if you weigh about 200 pounds and you're having extremely "active" sex for a full hour, which you probably aren't. Your argument also assumes that just because she hasn't been having sex, she's been burning less calories, which is so stupid that I don't even know how to address it.
TheAwkward0ne 0
the point of this FML isn't that she hasn't been laid in a year, but that she's EMBARRASSED to tell her mom that she really isn't anorexic or whatever. shut up about her sex life lmfao
Honey_Maid 1
#88 ParaGard....no hormones and works great. I use it and have had no side effects. #14 No your not the only woman who knows (we can all google life's wonder news). OP have you atleast maturbated during that year??
cheezz 0
eer...1 qsn how is becoming thin related to not having sex? :| plz enlighten me
inkedgeek 0
so are you hot now? I can give you a protein smoothie.
Luneth101 0
Ok, why wouldn't your mom be happy you haven't had sex in a year? Does she encourage sluttish behavior? (ex. sleeping with five different men in two weeks)
deja54 0
OMG HAVING SEXUAL RELATIONS IS TEH SLUTTY. (insert rolly eyes here)
demonkey_fml 4
Ewwww! These commentors are teh sick! Congrats on your weight loss! It wasn't due to anorexic, bullemia or cancer. Your life DOES NOT SUCK. If you haven't had sex in a year, I can introduce you to my brother, the 27 year old (EMPLOYED, Ladies!!), project manager. (I think he hasn't had sex in a year either...) He will be more than happy to take you out to dinner and rectify the matter.