By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 01:23 - Japan

Today, I had a horribly realistic dream where I was being robbed and had to swallow my wedding ring to save it. After waking up, I realized my wedding ring is in fact gone. The doctor assures me that I will have it back in a day or two. FML
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twenty2182 0

Full of vitamins and minerals. Your body thanks you.

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RIKANA 0

WOW!? that must have been one crazy dream

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twenty2182 0

Full of vitamins and minerals. Your body thanks you.

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ryguy997 0

yeah, but not iron! (unless it's fake) and op, be glad you didn't choke.

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crashsapphire93 4

you know it reminds me of a story about a man in peru.

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RIKANA 0

WOW!? that must have been one crazy dream

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IamSpartacus 0

This is more of a funny story, then a FML story, IMO.

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vman1337 0

could be worse

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StarrieyedFML 0

oh wow.... Is he making you go through your own poop? lol

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LinkDaBoss 0

omg... that's drastic. i hope you manage to get it back.

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1bored 0

Jaja thats hilarious!! So everyday u have to search through your c**p? FYL but at least u will get it back :)

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thrifting 18

Did you really just bleep out the word crap? Are you 12 lol.

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jacob_bomb 9

Why did you bleep out crap..?

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ilaughatfmls2 0

I wouldn't want it back bro see if it warranty covers this LOL

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elloelle 0

It's like sleep walking, but with a delayed and painful outcome. I recommend fiber. Maybe that will pad things and even speed the process up?

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