By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 01:23 - Japan

Today, I had a horribly realistic dream where I was being robbed and had to swallow my wedding ring to save it. After waking up, I realized my wedding ring is in fact gone. The doctor assures me that I will have it back in a day or two. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 397
You deserved it 4 047

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Full of vitamins and minerals. Your body thanks you.

WOW!? that must have been one crazy dream

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Full of vitamins and minerals. Your body thanks you.

yeah, but not iron! (unless it's fake) and op, be glad you didn't choke.

you know it reminds me of a story about a man in peru.

WOW!? that must have been one crazy dream

This is more of a funny story, then a FML story, IMO.

oh wow.... Is he making you go through your own poop? lol

omg... that's drastic. i hope you manage to get it back.

Jaja thats hilarious!! So everyday u have to search through your c**p? FYL but at least u will get it back :)

Did you really just bleep out the word crap? Are you 12 lol.

Why did you bleep out crap..?

I wouldn't want it back bro see if it warranty covers this LOL

It's like sleep walking, but with a delayed and painful outcome. I recommend fiber. Maybe that will pad things and even speed the process up?