By LP - 15/06/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, my mom accused me of having an eating disorder, and I didn't correct her. Truth is, I lost weight after I went off the pill a year ago. I'm too embarrassed to tell my mom that I haven't had anyone in a year. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Wouldn't your mom see it as a good thing that you hadn't had sex in a year?

FlaminYawn 0

So your mom encourages *******? Hopefully you're using this time for self-discovery...

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I moderated this :D. And not having sex isn't an FML.... srsly.

Tell her that weight pills are for lazy cheaters

Am I the only woman who isn't this stupid?! The Pill is not the only form of birth control. Go to Google and look up: Natural Family Planning Do you know what that is? It's where you count the days during your cycle and figure out when you ovulate, because THAT is the only time you can get pregnant. The egg only lives for a day and a half or so, and after that, you're safe to have sex again. Here's to make it easy: You have your period for, let's just say, a week. Then you have a week of free sex. During the second week, sometime, you ovulate. Then the third week is free sex again. Then your period. And the cycle begins anew. ****, it seems like I'm the only one who knows ANYTHING about a woman's body. Please, somebody come forward and tell me I'm not the only one!

loverface_01 0

okay, #14.. know-it-all. birth control isn't for JUST preventing pregnancy, it's also for regulating periods. every woman is different.

Some women ovulate at odd times or may release more than one egg. Also sperm can live for several days. That method has one of the lowest success rates.

#14 don't give yourself that much credit. Damn. You aren't the only one. You can also guesstimate which day is your day of ovulation. Usually women get hotflashes and run a little bit of a fever on that day. It's also like the 14-20 day in between your menstruation cycle.

Fml ur life for thinking that the post you made is fml worthy. Lame.

srscrs 0

Studies have shown that the pill doesn't really make you gain weight, just some water weight or a few pounds for the first month or two while you're on it until your body adjusts.

SMG227 0

Umm is #14 self-righteous much??

spitball1074 2

You're ashamed to tell your mom that you haven't been sexually active? Wtf? Is your mom a prostitute?