Today, I walked into the bathroom only to see my boyfriend sitting...

By Anonymous - 14/1/2013 08:24 - United States - Great Falls

Today, I walked into the bathroom only to see my boyfriend sitting on the floor eating ice cream, crying. I'd say I was shocked, but this isn't the first time it's happened. FML

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By interesting33 | 36

#5323482 - Monday 14 January 2013 16:09

Oh my gosh! Is he okay? Clearly not but find out what is wrong.

By ManInTheMachine | 19

#5323484 - Monday 14 January 2013 16:10

Women usually like a man that's more in touch with his emotional side.

An emotional wreck, however, is most likely a turn-off.

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By interesting33 | 36

#5323482 - Monday 14 January 2013 16:09

Oh my gosh! Is he okay? Clearly not but find out what is wrong.

billyz77 | 24

#5323547 - Monday 14 January 2013 16:42

Sure. He's fine. He always eats his ice cream and cries next to the toilet when he's dieting. That way he doesn't have far to go to purge.

XxDevilxXGt | 26

#5323600 - Monday 14 January 2013 17:31

Relieves emotional stress, has a treat, saves energy, and loses weight all at the same time. This man is a genius, leave him alone!

cajekraze | 7

#5323980 - Monday 14 January 2013 21:52

The male period is a real thing. It's a hormonal cycle that can cause almost bipolar effects

hockeychick27 | 5

#5324002 - Monday 14 January 2013 22:12

^seriously?

robocock19 | 2

#5332302 - Sunday 20 January 2013 19:59

Of course he's not okay he's obviously suffer from Bitchassntitis

By a1f0sff | 25

#5323483 - Monday 14 January 2013 16:10

It almost sounds like you broke up with him... but since that isn't the case, ask him what's wrong.

FastidiousPear | 6

#5324450 - Tuesday 15 January 2013 4:29

There's only vanilla left... *sniff

By ManInTheMachine | 19

#5323484 - Monday 14 January 2013 16:10

Women usually like a man that's more in touch with his emotional side.

An emotional wreck, however, is most likely a turn-off.

then000bster | 16

#5323788 - Monday 14 January 2013 19:41

Op never said that they were female... It is not always safe to assume.

Werken247 | 14

#5323884 - Monday 14 January 2013 20:41

@72 It's not always safe to cross the street either, but we do it anyways.

LolPieRofl | 11

#5324135 - Monday 14 January 2013 23:43

Oh my god Haylor is over! *Cries and eats ice cream on bathroom floor*.

By ChaoticBacon | 6

#5323485 - Monday 14 January 2013 16:11

Have you tried helping him or asking him what's wrong?

buckdharma | 35

#5323629 - Monday 14 January 2013 17:49

The 5 second rule just doesn't apply if you drop an ice cream cone in the toilet.

By HowieDoIt | 21

#5323489 - Monday 14 January 2013 16:12

He probably just heard nickelback on the radio, I do the same thing!

rivaraven | 35

#5323586 - Monday 14 January 2013 17:20

What's wrong with hearing them..?

Catkam623 | 27

#5323632 - Monday 14 January 2013 17:50

They suck and make you feel bad

GoodLookingGeese | 10

#5323669 - Monday 14 January 2013 18:38

I like nickelback, nothing wrong with them.

ColdplaySucks | 18

#5323681 - Monday 14 January 2013 18:59

Better than Coldplay; at least their songs are original.

Enslaved | 36

#5323758 - Monday 14 January 2013 19:23

Admit it, you've all secretly sung "Rock Star" in your car-- when you think no one is around.

grtfuldeadlovr | 27

#5323984 - Monday 14 January 2013 21:55

People who like nickleback should be put down, I decided.

Baybiiie | 11

#5324499 - Tuesday 15 January 2013 5:29

#90 that's a matter of opinion. Enough said :)

klovemachine | 24

#5324765 - Tuesday 15 January 2013 9:35

No, 90, just no :-P

By YinYangDragon | 10

#5323491 - Monday 14 January 2013 16:12

So you're posting it here instead of helping him? Such a terrible Girlfriend....

joshiepo0 | 18

#5323612 - Monday 14 January 2013 17:39

She probably tried to help him but since this is a reoccurring thing she turned to FML.

Werken247 | 14

#5323889 - Monday 14 January 2013 20:44

@6 You think all of this is happening in real time? Such a terrible FML'er...

pipinya | 8

#5324108 - Monday 14 January 2013 23:25

6 - she can't do both??

By rattusrattus | 18

#5323492 - Monday 14 January 2013 16:12

Oh god, what is wrong with him? Eating ice cream in the bathroom is gross. Tell him to take it to the front room or something.
And, y'know, console him.