Today, I walked into the bathroom only to see my boyfriend sitting on the floor eating ice cream, crying. I'd say I was shocked, but this isn't the first time it's happened. FML
Oh god, what is wrong with him? Eating ice cream in the bathroom is gross. Tell him to take it to the front room or something.
And, y'know, console him.
An emotional wreck, however, is most likely a turn-off.