By Anonymous - 14/01/2013 08:24 - United States - Great Falls

Today, I walked into the bathroom only to see my boyfriend sitting on the floor eating ice cream, crying. I'd say I was shocked, but this isn't the first time it's happened. FML
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interesting33 36
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Oh my gosh! Is he okay? Clearly not but find out what is wrong.

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ManInTheMachine 19
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Women usually like a man that's more in touch with his emotional side. An emotional wreck, however, is most likely a turn-off.

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interesting33 36
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Oh my gosh! Is he okay? Clearly not but find out what is wrong.

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billyz77 24
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Sure. He's fine. He always eats his ice cream and cries next to the toilet when he's dieting. That way he doesn't have far to go to purge.

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XxDevilxXGt 26
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Relieves emotional stress, has a treat, saves energy, and loses weight all at the same time. This man is a genius, leave him alone!

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cajekraze 7

The male period is a real thing. It's a hormonal cycle that can cause almost bipolar effects

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robocock19 2
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Of course he's not okay he's obviously suffer from Bitchassntitis

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a1f0sff 25
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It almost sounds like you broke up with him... but since that isn't the case, ask him what's wrong.

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FastidiousPear 6
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There's only vanilla left... *sniff

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ManInTheMachine 19
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Women usually like a man that's more in touch with his emotional side. An emotional wreck, however, is most likely a turn-off.

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then000bster 16

Op never said that they were female... It is not always safe to assume.

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Werken247 14

@72 It's not always safe to cross the street either, but we do it anyways.

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LolPieRofl 11
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Oh my god Haylor is over! *Cries and eats ice cream on bathroom floor*.

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ChaoticBacon 6
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Have you tried helping him or asking him what's wrong?

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buckdharma 36
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The 5 second rule just doesn't apply if you drop an ice cream cone in the toilet.

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HowieDoIt 21
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He probably just heard nickelback on the radio, I do the same thing!

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rivaraven 35
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What's wrong with hearing them..?

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Catkam623 27
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They suck and make you feel bad

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GoodLookingGeese 10

I like nickelback, nothing wrong with them.

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ColdplaySucks 18
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Better than Coldplay; at least their songs are original.

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Enslaved 36
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Admit it, you've all secretly sung "Rock Star" in your car-- when you think no one is around.

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grtfuldeadlovr 27
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People who like nickleback should be put down, I decided.

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Baybiiie 11
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#90 that's a matter of opinion. Enough said :)

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klovemachine 24

No, 90, just no :-P

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YinYangDragon 10
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So you're posting it here instead of helping him? Such a terrible Girlfriend....

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joshiepo0 18
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She probably tried to help him but since this is a reoccurring thing she turned to FML.

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Werken247 14

@6 You think all of this is happening in real time? Such a terrible FML'er...

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pipinya 8
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6 - she can't do both??

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rattusrattus 18
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Oh god, what is wrong with him? Eating ice cream in the bathroom is gross. Tell him to take it to the front room or something. And, y'know, console him.

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jigglypuff34 16
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Vanilla or Chocolate?

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a1f0sff 25
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Why not lemon or raspberry?

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TurquoiseJesus 15
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Because lemon and raspberry suck.

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a1f0sff 25
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Ok, fine. Coffee? Even strawberry is better than vanilla.

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PenguinBitch 43
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Why not both? *cheers and joys*

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Enslaved 36
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Vanilla with chocolate chips? (though I prefer gummy bears)

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theunlovedemo 10
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Vanilla is amazing! Ben and Jerry's especially!

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crazytwinsmom 25

Chocolate's the best for emotional distress.

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LolPieRofl 11
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Guys guys, everyone can agree that mint is just plain fucked up!

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besosforme 26
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Mint chip is fucking delicious.

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TurquoiseJesus 15
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If you eat, and enjoy, mint icecream, then you are, objectively, a bad person.

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panda_lou 11
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Cookie dough is crack in a bowl.

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Lant 6

Hes in touch with his sensitive side

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vanessa09865 23

i think he wants a sensitive side touched, if you know what i mean ;)

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zoreom 16
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I think he can't handle that

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kzai 16
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Well someone's got to wear the pants in that relationship.

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jmcgee17 20

Chuck Norris just might shed a tear.

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billyz77 24
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Blaspheme!! Chuck NEVER cries!!

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tomhofer 14
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Chuck Norris is so tough he has a third fist instead of a chin

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