Oh my gosh! Is he okay? Clearly not but find out what is wrong.

Sure. He's fine. He always eats his ice cream and cries next to the toilet when he's dieting. That way he doesn't have far to go to purge.

Relieves emotional stress, has a treat, saves energy, and loses weight all at the same time. This man is a genius, leave him alone!

The male period is a real thing. It's a hormonal cycle that can cause almost bipolar effects

^seriously?

Of course he's not okay he's obviously suffer from Bitchassntitis

It almost sounds like you broke up with him... but since that isn't the case, ask him what's wrong.

There's only vanilla left... *sniff

Women usually like a man that's more in touch with his emotional side. An emotional wreck, however, is most likely a turn-off.

Op never said that they were female... It is not always safe to assume.

@72 It's not always safe to cross the street either, but we do it anyways.

Oh my god Haylor is over! *Cries and eats ice cream on bathroom floor*.

Have you tried helping him or asking him what's wrong?

The 5 second rule just doesn't apply if you drop an ice cream cone in the toilet.

He probably just heard nickelback on the radio, I do the same thing!

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They suck and make you feel bad

I like nickelback, nothing wrong with them.

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Admit it, you've all secretly sung "Rock Star" in your car-- when you think no one is around.

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#90 that's a matter of opinion. Enough said :)

No, 90, just no :-P

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She probably tried to help him but since this is a reoccurring thing she turned to FML.

@6 You think all of this is happening in real time? Such a terrible FML'er...

6 - she can't do both??

Oh god, what is wrong with him? Eating ice cream in the bathroom is gross. Tell him to take it to the front room or something. And, y'know, console him.

Vanilla or Chocolate?

Why not lemon or raspberry?

Because lemon and raspberry suck.

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Why not both? *cheers and joys*

Vanilla with chocolate chips? (though I prefer gummy bears)

Vanilla is amazing! Ben and Jerry's especially!

Chocolate's the best for emotional distress.

Guys guys, everyone can agree that mint is just plain fucked up!

Mint chip is fucking delicious.

If you eat, and enjoy, mint icecream, then you are, objectively, a bad person.

Cookie dough is crack in a bowl.

Hes in touch with his sensitive side

i think he wants a sensitive side touched, if you know what i mean ;)

I think he can't handle that

Well someone's got to wear the pants in that relationship.

Chuck Norris just might shed a tear.

Blaspheme!! Chuck NEVER cries!!

Chuck Norris is so tough he has a third fist instead of a chin