By pinkblankets - 19/04/2009 01:55 - United States

Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML
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how does drawing on your lips with a sharpie remotely feel like putting on chapstick?

you can use nail polish remover. it wont taste good but its that or sharpie. you can also use rubbing alcohol

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how does drawing on your lips with a sharpie remotely feel like putting on chapstick?

my chap stick is a squeeze tube, abs it's shaped exactly like a sharpie mini..

yer but wouldn't you smell it aswell plus it doesn't feel like one

it's called water. I'm sure u have seen it b4

That's what I was wondering!

sharpies are not squeeze tubes I still don't get how it's similar

Pal, sleepy doesn't mean retarded When you're sleepy you can swap two types of cream, not a chopstick and a pencil

you can use nail polish remover. it wont taste good but its that or sharpie. you can also use rubbing alcohol

haha what color was it? lol

Tell her your son did it while you were sleeping.. or better yet, if you don't get the job, punch her in the face!

There's an even simpler solution: lipstick.

#1 - I wondered the same thing. #3 - lol If it's red, the OP is OK. ;)

At least you didn't show up for the interview with dry, chapped lips. I mean that REALLY woulda killed your chances. Plus if its a black marker you can be a goth for a day. Fun times.

A sharpie would feel nothing like chapstick...

I'm trying to figure out how you mistook a Sharpie for chapstick. There would be fumes, it's shaped differently, it wouldn't feel the same while applying it. Even if you just woke up, I still think you'd be able to tell the difference.

How did you not smell it? :/

if it was me just waking up i wouldnt tell the difference, I am really outta it when i wake up