By pinkblankets - 19/04/2009 01:55 - United States

Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML
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collegegirl8 0
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how does drawing on your lips with a sharpie remotely feel like putting on chapstick?

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mylifesucks52 0
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you can use nail polish remover. it wont taste good but its that or sharpie. you can also use rubbing alcohol

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collegegirl8 0
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how does drawing on your lips with a sharpie remotely feel like putting on chapstick?

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Nice_but_Unlucky 0
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my chap stick is a squeeze tube, abs it's shaped exactly like a sharpie mini..

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kaprookie 3
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yer but wouldn't you smell it aswell plus it doesn't feel like one

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B4SK3TB4IL 0
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it's called water. I'm sure u have seen it b4

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missbadluk 0
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That's what I was wondering!

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domolovesyoshi 33
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sharpies are not squeeze tubes I still don't get how it's similar

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Vkfan 28
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Pal, sleepy doesn't mean retarded When you're sleepy you can swap two types of cream, not a chopstick and a pencil

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mylifesucks52 0
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you can use nail polish remover. it wont taste good but its that or sharpie. you can also use rubbing alcohol

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lin_zee 0
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haha what color was it? lol

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Daysgoby 0
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Tell her your son did it while you were sleeping.. or better yet, if you don't get the job, punch her in the face!

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fightingkittens 39
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There's an even simpler solution: lipstick.

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Amkii 0
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#1 - I wondered the same thing. #3 - lol If it's red, the OP is OK. ;)

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sadlozer 0
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At least you didn't show up for the interview with dry, chapped lips. I mean that REALLY woulda killed your chances. Plus if its a black marker you can be a goth for a day. Fun times.

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Siren_00 0
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A sharpie would feel nothing like chapstick...

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Atropos_fml 0
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I'm trying to figure out how you mistook a Sharpie for chapstick. There would be fumes, it's shaped differently, it wouldn't feel the same while applying it. Even if you just woke up, I still think you'd be able to tell the difference.

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McLaughlane 0
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How did you not smell it? :/

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ScottyD620 0
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if it was me just waking up i wouldnt tell the difference, I am really outta it when i wake up

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