By pinkblankets - / Sunday 19 April 2009 01:55 / United States
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Pal, sleepy doesn't mean retarded When you're sleepy you can swap two types of cream, not a chopstick and a pencil

Tell her your son did it while you were sleeping.. or better yet, if you don't get the job, punch her in the face!

At least you didn't show up for the interview with dry, chapped lips. I mean that REALLY woulda killed your chances. Plus if its a black marker you can be a goth for a day. Fun times.

I'm trying to figure out how you mistook a Sharpie for chapstick. There would be fumes, it's shaped differently, it wouldn't feel the same while applying it. Even if you just woke up, I still think you'd be able to tell the difference.

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