FML : Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied...

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Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By pinkblankets - / Sunday 19 April 2009 01:55 / United States

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By collegegirl8 | 0

#124117 - Sunday 19 April 2009 9:36

how does drawing on your lips with a sharpie remotely feel like putting on chapstick?

By mylifesucks52 | 0

#124120 - Sunday 19 April 2009 9:37

you can use nail polish remover. it wont taste good but its that or sharpie. you can also use rubbing alcohol

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By collegegirl8 | 0

#124117 - Sunday 19 April 2009 9:36

how does drawing on your lips with a sharpie remotely feel like putting on chapstick?

Nice_but_Unlucky | 0

#952406 - Tuesday 16 March 2010 4:14

my chap stick is a squeeze tube, abs it's shaped exactly like a sharpie mini..

kaprookie | 3

#1426108 - Sunday 19 September 2010 10:01

yer but wouldn't you smell it aswell plus it doesn't feel like one

B4SK3TB4IL | 0

#1445803 - Thursday 23 September 2010 5:54

it's called water. I'm sure u have seen it b4

missbadluk | 0

#3274436 - Sunday 11 September 2011 23:49

That's what I was wondering!

domolovesyoshi | 33

#5932410 - Friday 2 May 2014 4:45

sharpies are not squeeze tubes I still don't get how it's similar

Vkfan | 28

#6626424 - Sunday 12 June 2016 13:20

Pal, sleepy doesn't mean retarded
When you're sleepy you can swap two types of cream, not a chopstick and a pencil

By mylifesucks52 | 0

#124120 - Sunday 19 April 2009 9:37

you can use nail polish remover. it wont taste good but its that or sharpie. you can also use rubbing alcohol

By lin_zee | 0

#124121 - Sunday 19 April 2009 9:39

haha what color was it? lol

By Daysgoby | 0

#124123 - Sunday 19 April 2009 9:39

Tell her your son did it while you were sleeping.. or better yet, if you don't get the job, punch her in the face!

fightingkittens | 39

#3217688 - Thursday 1 September 2011 22:22

There's an even simpler solution: lipstick.

By Amkii | 0

#124125 - Sunday 19 April 2009 9:40

#1 - I wondered the same thing.

#3 - lol If it's red, the OP is OK. ;)

By sadlozer | 0

#124127 - Sunday 19 April 2009 9:40

At least you didn't show up for the interview with dry, chapped lips. I mean that REALLY woulda killed your chances.

Plus if its a black marker you can be a goth for a day. Fun times.

By Siren_00 | 0

#124131 - Sunday 19 April 2009 9:43

A sharpie would feel nothing like chapstick...

By Atropos_fml | 0

#124135 - Sunday 19 April 2009 9:45

I'm trying to figure out how you mistook a Sharpie for chapstick.
There would be fumes, it's shaped differently, it wouldn't feel the same while applying it. Even if you just woke up, I still think you'd be able to tell the difference.