By iross - 23/10/2009 19:19 - United States 8 1 40 17 Today, I was driving on the freeway. I shut my windows and sunroof when I started to feel heavy rain hitting me in the face and shoulder. I was confused by the rain because the sun was bright and there was blue, cloudless sky. Then I saw the large trash truck in front of me spewing "trash juice". FML I agree, your life sucks 38 710 You deserved it 3 300 Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 23/10/2009 05:22 - United States 2 2 13 100 Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween. I thought it would be cool to carve my name, and have it shine through onto the wall behind it. I figured that if I carved my name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall. My name's Lana and now my wall says Anal. FML I agree, your life sucks 14 481 You deserved it 49 683 Tweet Share
By UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore 5 3 15 26 Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 842 You deserved it 3 404 Tweet Share