"Tubular Bells" starts playing…

By Anonymous - 16/07/2021 22:01

Today, my husband is terminal and insisted on making his last confession. Long story short, the priest came out pale and sweating and told me, in no uncertain terms, that my husband is definitely going to Hell, but won’t tell me why. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 568
You deserved it 92

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DoctorPALO 14

First of all, nobody, and I mean NOBODY can tell you for a certainty that someone is going to heaven or hell. Your relationship with Jesus is the matter of the Lord. Second of all, go ask your husband!

Warp1978 15

Or think of it this way your husband lived a full life and isn't going to hell for using his god given right to live his life

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That's tough. Idk what religion it is but I'm assuming it's a form of Christianity. From my theological studies, all sins can be forgiven except blasphemy against the Lord. You have nothing to lose in trying to find out what his final confession is. I do pray, your husbands repents before it's too late.

Warp1978 15

Or think of it this way your husband lived a full life and isn't going to hell for using his god given right to live his life

DoctorPALO 14

First of all, nobody, and I mean NOBODY can tell you for a certainty that someone is going to heaven or hell. Your relationship with Jesus is the matter of the Lord. Second of all, go ask your husband!

meh, he probably kissed a dude one time. Religious folks think that's far worse than serial rapists and pedophilia.

Who the Hell did you marry, OP? THE JOKER?