By Tali - 28/07/2011 06:18 - Australia

Today, my husband threw out all of the spices in the cupboard. When I asked him why he said, "Our cat was named Spicy and I can't stand to look at them." Our recently deceased cat's name was Dicey. FML
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xShannonxSammyx 7

So... FML I don't have any more spices, or FML my husband can't remember our dead cat's name?

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RebornProblem 0

Was he high the entire lifetime of your cat?

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slitherbomb 0
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Dicey, Spicey; WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

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Ugi 26
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2 points - or 6 on a triple-word-score.

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slitherbomb 0
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pertained 12
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yeah, even I have no clue.

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cooldukenukem 2

OP should be glad he didn't think the cat's name was wifey.

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Mesocoollike 8
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R.I.P Spicy, whoever you are

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obviousboy 8

It's called words with friends.

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kaylapple 1
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for scrabble or words with friends.

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groundzeromma 8
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who names their cat Dicey or Spicy anyways?

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dolphincheddar 10
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don't diss spicey 49, or I will assign you as his new scratching post. he's my pet sabre tooth liger,

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anataliaguerrero 0

epic win^

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USMC_FTW 3
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1, the difference is a s and p in place of the d, i hope this enlightens you.

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edogy2 1
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1- Slitherbomb, Shitterbomb, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?!?!

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Punkpoptart1119 20

#1: the difference is the letters. You know..spicy is spelled with a 's' and a 'p' is also thrown in there..let us know when you go back to kindergarten to learn how to read..

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xShannonxSammyx 7

So... FML I don't have any more spices, or FML my husband can't remember our dead cat's name?

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WiderWille 11
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Its a 2-in-1 FML. We have recession and must save on everything.

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Ugi 26
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I think it's "FML - my husband is demented".

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
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I think it's "FML, we named our cat dices..."

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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
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Maybe it's just me... But My cat has many different names to everyone surrounding her real name. So it's more than likely he nicknamed it Spicy cuz of it's color/attitude. Just my guess.

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X_Codes 11

FYL for your cat dying. YDI for marrying a retard.

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RebornProblem 0

Was he high the entire lifetime of your cat?

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poisonflower 6
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With a name like Dicey they both must've been high.

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RebornProblem 0

It's the only logical explanation.

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redsfan 4
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Maybe op is the crazy one and the cat's name was Spicey.

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Gotrees 0
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aw. give em a break. their cat just died.

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leeshxx 3
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must've been one big joint.

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rebeldevil 4

do me a favor and explain how this is a win?

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Garyy_fml 11
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It doesn't win; he wanted to be the first comment.

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J1hill33 12
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so I guess that means he never really took care if the cat?

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lucas002 0
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go save the dice before you correct him.

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TheMasticater 9
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spicy is a much better name anyway.

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livlafluv100 2
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have his hearing checked.

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takanuva0123 0
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Spicey Dicey. Dicey Spicy. Slicey and Dicey?

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saIty 17

That's just how upset he is. You should leave him in his man cave for a couple days, to regroup himself.

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Llamassss 21

Although I think he's taking it a little extreme.. I have a cat named Daisy, but we also call her Biscuit, Busy Bee, etc. So it's not far-fetched for him to have been calling the cat Spicy as well as Dicey.

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dani212 0

I have a cat named Daisy too! lol We call her Daisy though >.

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SeedlessMe 13

I know this is kind of random, but my dogs name is Lucy, but I call her Goose. --Geese are gonna depress the crap outta me when she's gone.. :(

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Llamassss 21

Lol 62, we have so many "pet" names for our Daisy. Also, I used to live in south Jersey but now I'm in Florida. and 72, I had a dog named Lucy but my parents still have her in New Jersey. haha :D

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Eggers 2

Next cat: Wifey :(

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promarkchris 6
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you win, really. it would be harder to live without knives

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Spanika87 0
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hahahahaha.... love it!!!!

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