By anonymous - 28/07/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 426
You deserved it 16 952

Same thing different taste

Top comments

fricknugget 3

LMFAO it might be me my new one too!!:P


It does not,in fact,suck shit balls.

How does one become to have "shitty balls" or do I even wanna know?

of course he isn't, there's no shit on your chin.

Why didn't I think of this sooner? I wonder where the kid got the idea.

MCVelvet1497 3

just stop with the shitty jokes .

kcircuses2 4

33 you're not Peter griffin so just stop

she probably learned the word from watching The Jersey Shore :P

Nice to know I'm not the only one getting annoyed by "TheRealPeter" >.

coffeygirl12 14
Idonebeenhad 17
Grave_Con 1

Not that I think language is a big deal, but four years old is just ridiculous. Also, where could she have heard it? Even 'tv 14' rated programs bleep out the word shit. So bad parenting on OP's part for either letting the child watch uncensored tv, or for letting it slip.

hopefully she was referring to her parents cuz you sound like a bunch of shit balls to me

wow or maybe she was referring to the comment 2 posts above?

@ 105 Because a four year old doesn't know how to use a remote to change the channel, or use a computer. Certainly, she never leaves the house and could not have heard it from a random stranger at the store. (Sarcasm)

Eggers 2

Mark my words, thats going to become a very popular exclamation now.

carlabelle 0

I used to say this all the time when I was little... and my parents had no clue where I learned it. Then when they told me it was bad to say that I said "Well what else can I say that starts with s#!t?"

Funny... That's what my grandfather always used to call Timbits.

I agree watch all the kids start sayinn this.(: haha

#2 how about mental flatchulense I can't spell it it's a fancy way to say brain fart

fricknugget 3

LMFAO it might be me my new one too!!:P

haha one of my friend's first words were "**** off"

cc_the_beast 6

My little sister picked up "outta the way ********!!" from my mum driving her to pre-school.

zakkyzebra 11

When I was little I played video games a lot. (who the **** am I kidding. I still do) If I died on a level, I would quietly, but surely, mutter "damnit" under my breath.

bfflrhea 0

so what you're saying is as a kid you would swear if you died in a video game? that is so interesting, I've never heard of anyone doing that before. I bet you're the only one.

Yeah I know! And dammit is so terrible too... -_-

akg98 13

My personal fav is Ball *******!!

The only one "winning" is me with your mom. Nhyeayeayeayeyayeyea

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

27- careful she might me prostitute in

well obviously she learned it somewhere, she is 4. I don't think she knows what balls of shit are

tekcor 2
bitchslapped22 14

"Must of learnt?" nice grammar

StopDropNRoll 11

Just wondering. How did that happen?

JacksonCampbell 9

I know a baby who's first word was shit. She learnt it from her brothers, I think.

Hahahah I used to say that all the time

BeautifulDemonKP 4

my teacher says that sometimes. Where did that little girl pick it up tho.........

You're teacher seems to be a very nice role model for students...

leemurcat 5

You're= you are. Your= possessive. I don't see why it's so hard to understand :'( *sob*

chaoticnh 0

honesty what teacher is a role model for students lol?

most ppl understand and if they were being graded by professionals theyd care enough to be proper but this is the internet bro.

cdragon 4
israel12 0

we heard u the first time -__-

kids pick up stuff like that, it happens. it doesn't mean the kid's parents are bad.

TraceCase_ 19

Her kid could have heard that anywhere in public. She should just explain that it's inappropriate to her daughter and ask her not to say it anymore. Then laugh about it on FML, 'cause it's funny ;D

TraceCase_ 19

Whoops, *he/she...doesn't specify. My bad.