That's some expensive toilet paper.

Tabloids are in magazines not the newspaper

Umm Sunday is tomorrow if I'm not mistaken.

FMLs aren't posted on the day they're submitted, nor are they necessarily submitted on the day they happen.

31 - There are two types of Newspaper: Tabloid and Broadsheet. Tabloids are your typical trashy sunday paper with the page 3 girl and all your Celebrity crap. Trust me.

My brother pooped his pants on his first date, whipped with a wet newspaper and the ink imprinted on him.(:

But why we're you jogging with a Sunday paper?

Not sure why you're being thumbed down, I was wondering the same thing myself.

33, Your pic reminds me of the FML who's fiancé refused to brush their teeth because they smoked menthols.

^ Good to know.

I think it's great to know. (:

96 - considering everyone is here to read about other's misfortunes, it was good to know

^ thank you.

As long as you didn't get any on the comic section:)

Haha

Personally, I'm hoping that there was an article about wallstreet on the paper op used

Not as bad as I thought it was. While reading it, I thought op was hit by a piece of shit

Dude, you can fight it once the urge is there.

*cant

No doubt. It sucks trying to fight it when you're driving.

It sucks even more when you're jogging, and pretty much all of you is like, moving around repeatedly. You don't know the feeling of having to hold it in while running until you actually have to hold it in while running.

!!!! You have the same birth day as me!!! :0

No i don't... Yours is a couple of years off.

running is the best solution to constipation

Quack...BANG!

Duck face.(:

Let it happen, Cap'n

Hmm....i'm guessing op ran.

...

He kind of did.