By fingerhut - 03/03/2012 08:27 - United States
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running is the best solution to constipation
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That's what Tabloids are for nowadays anyway.
That's some expensive toilet paper.
Tabloids are in magazines not the newspaper
Umm Sunday is tomorrow if I'm not mistaken.
FMLs aren't posted on the day they're submitted, nor are they necessarily submitted on the day they happen.
31 - There are two types of Newspaper: Tabloid and Broadsheet. Tabloids are your typical trashy sunday paper with the page 3 girl and all your Celebrity crap. Trust me.
My brother pooped his pants on his first date, whipped with a wet newspaper and the ink imprinted on him.(:
But why we're you jogging with a Sunday paper?
Not sure why you're being thumbed down, I was wondering the same thing myself.
33, Your pic reminds me of the FML who's fiancé refused to brush their teeth because they smoked menthols.
^ Good to know.
I think it's great to know. (:
96 - considering everyone is here to read about other's misfortunes, it was good to know
^ thank you.
Lolol, at least it wasn't as bad as it could be, there will probably soon be another fml story from the guy whose yard you used
As long as you didn't get any on the comic section:)
Haha
Personally, I'm hoping that there was an article about wallstreet on the paper op used
Not as bad as I thought it was. While reading it, I thought op was hit by a piece of shit
Classy
Dude, you can fight it once the urge is there.
*cant
No doubt. It sucks trying to fight it when you're driving.
It sucks even more when you're jogging, and pretty much all of you is like, moving around repeatedly. You don't know the feeling of having to hold it in while running until you actually have to hold it in while running.
And hey you got the comics while your at it
!!!! You have the same birth day as me!!! :0
No i don't... Yours is a couple of years off.
good use of the sunday paper :D .but hey, atleast you arent constipated .lol
running is the best solution to constipation
Hopefully no one saw you. It could've been worse OP. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do...
The tabloids are perfectly suited for the job then.
Sometimes when you gotta go, you gotta go man.
Quack...BANG!
Duck face.(:
Let it happen, Cap'n
I'm curious if you ran or walked back home?
Hmm....i'm guessing op ran.
I like how this FML was worded. It's like the OP slayed some sort of cumbersome cave dwelling dragon while armed only with a sword fashioned out of the Sunday funnies.
He kind of did.


That's what Tabloids are for nowadays anyway.
Lolol, at least it wasn't as bad as it could be, there will probably soon be another fml story from the guy whose yard you used