By fingerhut - 3/3/2012 08:27 - United States
Today, I was having a pleasant jog, that is until I was struck by the terrible feeling of an oncoming turd. Being only about 20 minutes from home, I thought I could make it back without letting the beast out. I was so wrong. The only thing I'm grateful for is that I was carrying the Sunday paper. FML
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  ThatGuyRory  |  9

31 - There are two types of Newspaper: Tabloid and Broadsheet. Tabloids are your typical trashy sunday paper with the page 3 girl and all your Celebrity crap. Trust me.

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  blair_x  |  12

It sucks even more when you're jogging, and pretty much all of you is like, moving around repeatedly.

You don't know the feeling of having to hold it in while running until you actually have to hold it in while running.