Love, Kids and Creepy: Statutory

Statutory

By I don't care if it was consented or not, I'm gonna whoop the shit out of this child-molesting fuck. - 22/09/2021 23:00

Today, my sister, who is now 19, gathered the guts to formally present her boyfriend to us. She was so concerned that my parents wouldn't let her have a boyfriend, she kept it a secret for 5 years. We were happy to hear it, until she presented him to us. He's a 35-year-old taxi driver. FML

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Love Kids Creepy

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By Grevling - 20/07/2009 19:07 - Norway

Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for the past 7 months, who insisted on keeping us a secret because it was "too soon", is proudly showing off his new 19 year old girlfriend he met a month ago. FML

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Single life

By sadspinster - 29/09/2019 14:00

Today, I found out that both my younger sisters are bringing their boyfriends home for Christmas. The youngest is 25, and he's actually her fiancé. The other is 30, and she and her boyfriend have been living together for over a year. I'll be the 36-year-old spinster in the twin bed upstairs. FML

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Forever Alone

By Lisa - 19/08/2018 23:30

Today, at my younger sister's wedding, my hospitalised grandmother called to ask if I have a boyfriend yet, both my parents wondered if I'll ever get married, and when the 13-year-old next to me caught the bouquet, his father yelled from the back to give it to me instead. FML

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Seething jealousy

By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 01:04

Today, my sister, who has been seeing a guy for a year, got engaged. I've been dating my boyfriend for over 5 years and let out some not so subtle hints and he basically refused to propose. This is her second marriage in the time of my relationship. FML

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By MonsterInLaw - 08/06/2013 23:26 - United States - Lincoln

Today, my 21-year-old girlfriend finally got the courage to tell her mom that she wanted to move in with me. It turns out she was right to be afraid; during the talk, her mother yelled at us, calling her a slut and saying she was too young to be "shacking up with some guy." FML

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Surprise surprise!

By Middle Age Divorced Dad - 26/01/2023 08:00 - Canada - Kanata

Today, my girlfriend's parents have been having issues with her older brother and her mom called to say she was flying over to stay with my girlfriend. I'm twice my girlfriend's age and she hasn't told her parents about me. She also sublet out her apartment and we have been living together for over a year. FML

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By octoberrain - 10/10/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML

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By sherryberry2013 - 10/06/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML

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By twelvie - 23/03/2015 14:24 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML

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Scaredy cats

By Clauric - 03/05/2016 15:15

Today, I found out my 35 year-old brother got divorced 18 months ago when my now ex-sister-in-law told me via Facebook messenger, and asked me to tell my parents, as both of them were too scared to do it themselves. FML

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Alan883 11

Wednesday 22 September 2021 23:20

The fact that a 30 year old would date a 14 year old is so fundamentally wrong i really fail to see the relevancy of his profession

Bogrbon 27

Wednesday 22 September 2021 23:09

So wait, she started dating a 30yr-old cab driver when she was 14 - that guy is creepy as hell.

Comments

Bogrbon 27

Wednesday 22 September 2021 23:09

So wait, she started dating a 30yr-old cab driver when she was 14 - that guy is creepy as hell.

Alan883 11

Wednesday 22 September 2021 23:20

The fact that a 30 year old would date a 14 year old is so fundamentally wrong i really fail to see the relevancy of his profession

Jon Tessler 14

Wednesday 22 September 2021 23:48

yeah if he started "dating", I mean "grooming" her at 14, beat his ass and call the cops on him

cuz803 44

Thursday 23 September 2021 1:00

STATUTORY RAPE!!! BEAT THAT PEDOPHILE HALF TO DEATH AND CALL THE POLICE ASAP. ASAP!!!!!!

Plop 17

Thursday 23 September 2021 8:48

I'd suggest just calling the police. Beating him up will only give him a chance to sue the family. And don't worry, if he was 30 and she was 14, he'll probably spend at least some time in jail, and the local population notoriously doesn't take kindly to this specific time of crime...