Animals: Today, my husband threw out all of the spices in the cupboard....

By Tali - 28/07/2011 06:18 - Australia

Today, my husband threw out all of the spices in the cupboard. When I asked him why he said, "Our cat was named Spicy and I can't stand to look at them." Our recently deceased cat's name was Dicey. FML

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xShannonxSammyx 7

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:24

So... FML I don't have any more spices, or FML my husband can't remember our dead cat's name?

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Thursday 28 July 2011 16:24

Was he high the entire lifetime of your cat?

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jessurah 16

Friday 27 February 2015 16:18

And now he can't dice vegetables... Sounds to me like an excuse to avoid helping out in the kitchen.

randybryant799 20

Saturday 26 March 2022 23:53

Your husband seems a bit dim.

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