Today, a bunch of guys at work chased me down a corridor with a Febreze spray for smelling like I'd been "sleeping in a hollowed-out horse's carcass" and having "the personal hygiene of a billy goat." FML
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Today, I had to train a new guy whose body odor was killing me. After he'd left, I had to run two industry size fans to blow the stench out of my office. FML
Today, I realized that I'd run out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML
Today, I found out I’m the “smelly girl” in the office. Now I understand all those passive-aggressive subtle comments about hygiene and showering made by my coworkers, and why a bottle of Dial body wash randomly appeared on my desk one day. FML
Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML
Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML
Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
Today, my boss held his polo shirt one inch from my nose and asked me to smell it. He said that he was going into one of our tenants' apartment and wanted to smell him before and after so I could judge said apartment's cleanliness. FML
Today, we had an emergency lockdown in my gym class. As a result, we had to go into the boys' locker room, so naturally, it smelled like a fart in there. Some dumbass had a "brilliant" idea to spray a WHOLE FUCKING CAN OF AXE SPRAY in the locker room. I have asthma. FML
Today, I found out that someone had peed into the bottle of Febreze that we keep in the dorm bathroom. I found this out when I sprayed it onto my coat to get rid of a weird smell. FML
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RebornProblem 0
Maybe you should take a shower more often.
saIty 17
Psh febreze can't help you now. You're going to need to pull out the big guns. Yup I mean soap and water.
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Comments (117)
RebornProblem 0
Maybe you should take a shower more often.
LizzieLizz18 4
Yeah for real :/ Id do the same thing if someone I had to deal with on a daily basis smelled like as$...
nonelikeworms 0
Damn OP, showering has only good benefits
MinkaGraham 0
yea , dude . take a shower . geez . YDI for not showering to the point where you smelled like you slept in a dead horse ! i would have chased you with a bottle of febreeze if i were them too ! that sorta sucks tho cause thatd be pretty embarassing to have them chasing you around spraying you with febreeze infront of everyone ..
ahh_forever 0
boy, you must be STANKY!
JennaMason 6
he never said he didn't shower ... stop jumping to conclusions.
shannonreneee 11
Whether they showered or not the fact is they smell so unbearable people had to take physical action. Something isn't right there.
Ashley868 10
why else would he stink then?
jamie72596 9
Maybe he should just stop sleeping in horse carcasses
fmyli 0
he really should take a shower AND deodorant and body spray
WeemanIsBack 3
Today, me and my coworkers got fired for chasing down another coworker with febreeze. The same coworker we told our boss that hasn't showered for months. FOL
beachchick22 0
thats straight up nasty....i think u need more than one or two showers
dolphincheddar 10
is OP the grouch from sesame street? I mean when he lived in a garbage can before the government censored it.. those bastards..
chaps93 6
you smelly ****
TheRealSIDeal 1
dude why would you not take a shower. I bet your house probably smells like pure shit.
soccerwizard10 7
nothing said he didn't take a shower.. u ppl can't just assume that. what if the guys didn't actually think that they were just messing around..?? then wat?
Absurd101 0
131 y else would he smell like that?
HungerGames95 13
seriously, how bad does he smell?! must b pretty bad if they had to use the febreeze on him...
anonymous_guy589 1
How long did it take to get that bad? A day? A week? A month? WTF?
notaveragejojo 0
Thats good to know.
xShannonxSammyx 7
You shouldn't thanked them, Febreze smells very nice.
Eggers 2
haha yeah... wait that made no sense at all.
maddylovesu 5
I think they're just jealous(;
KiddNYC1O 20
Dammit, Roseanne!
dewby98 0
febreze? .....learn how to spell
CCrunner2 0
Why did u smell like a hollowed out horses carcass?
Eggers 2
And how do they know what a hollowed horse carcass smells like?
sematariux 7
eggers some of the stuff you say is Funny but sometimes I think you try too hard
KiddNYC1O 20
No need to be harsh, Nick Hogan. ^
ryanebk 7
how is that trying too hard? she's asking a legit question.
deathtrap 0
23 people think he's funny vs the 11 people that think your a jackas Hmmmm he wins
violetdabomb 0
Bear Grylls would know what a hollow carcass feels like.... Seriously, he slept in a dead camel.
saIty 17
Psh febreze can't help you now. You're going to need to pull out the big guns. Yup I mean soap and water.
stoneywoney 3
Tehe you make a point.
smashgrab 0
Or industrial cleanser...
MsMeiriona 2
take 'em out back and turn on the hose. or strap to the roof of the car and go through the carwash. skip the wax.
smokerhippie420 0
lol
bioboy725 10
1 word, delousing.
TheSchizoPsycho 5
made my day ^^^^^^^^^^^^
livlafluv100 2
they have bad taste in pranks. or if it wasn't a prank, how were they hired?
transfat 0
dude they were hired to work there ... and it wasnt a prank in any way he doesnt take a shower and they wanted him to smell good cause he smells like a dead horse hollowed out carcasse ... how is that even a possible prank ?????
livlafluv100 2
ummm..... tell me, who would tell someone they have the personal hygiene of a billy goat?
livlafluv100 2
and is being serious?
Eggers 2
That's what you get for sleeping inside horses.
mismonroe 0
The thought of such a smell makes my panties wet.
Dodie__fml 2
HOT
muscleglasses 0
LOL uhhhh WHAT..? xD
BallsFace 0
It's MusclesGlasses :O
teh_uber_muffin 3
Nononononono. I think the correct term is LOLWURT?!
StopDropNRoll 11
I think she means it made her wanna shower again XD
KiddNYC1O 20
Giggity.
FlexMaster 10
ewwwwww
coltsrock37 15
if their accusations are true, then you really need to take a shower, brush your teeth, use some deodorant, something man.
SASA4810 0
or stop running from them...
jillianmathers12 13
It's called a shower try to have one sometimes! Or, stop sleeping with the horses!
soccerwizard10 7
plz don't jump to conclusions. nothing he sed proved he didn't take showers