Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband forgot to log out of his laptop. Out of curiosity, I checked what was on the screen. It turns out he has his own blog where he shares all the intimate details about our sex life. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I discovered the real reason my husband was distraught last week and has been acting moodily ever since. An attractive girl he was secretly having sex chats with online confessed to him that "she" was actually a guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend left his laptop open, signed into a chat program. I learned why he started working out and eating right. Not to look good for me or be healthier. No, he planned his entire diet and exercise plan so he could shoot the biggest loads possible during "goon sessions." FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML
Today, I found out my husband pretends to be a young, bisexual woman online. As if that isn't bad enough, he flipped out and didn't believe me when I told him the other "young, bisexual women" he's been beating it to are probably middle-aged men too. FML
Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
Today, my husband was fired for chatting online for the third time in a month during office hours. Who was he chatting with? Me, telling him to get off the chat programme so he wouldn't lose his job. FML
Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML
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Top comments
FUCKNAMESBREH 0
Funny thing is, I bet 90% of those "hot teen lesbians" were also grown men. Still, what a pedobear...
bizarre_ftw 22
You're married to a diabolical genius bastard! In other news, if you've been wanting to branch out and experiment lately you don't have to worry about how he'll react any more :)
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Comments (301)
AmandaBrown11 1
Eh, so what. He was posing as a chick so he had no intention of meeting with them, unless he wanted a really awkward encounter. It'd be weird if he was into really young girls, like younger than 17 or 18, but otherwise it doesn't seem so bad. A lot of people have weird fetishes. Altho I must say, chances are he was talking to other men like himself. In my experience, hot teen lesbians do not spend a great deal of time on the internet trying to hook up- it's not that difficult if you're hot, see? He might want to think about that...
mariebiscut1242 11
You do realize, OP probably isn't comforted by the fact that he might've been chatting to a bunch of old dudes since she's kinda worried about him actually pulling this kinda stunt. Saying someone shouldn't be worried about this, is a BAD IDEA.
jenn2312 5
that's exactly what I've been thinking reading all these. i would be concerned. even if these teen girls were 18+ or other men...
asherm 15
To catch a preditor....
ErikaPa 0
If ur married why would he have a chat site?
lrgenesis 19
Pics or it didn't happen
Chazyj 4
Oh wow I hope I wasn't talking to him last night ^_^
Barbra4J 0
eeeewwwww nastyness
grapeschicka4 0
How much of a pedo is this guy?
tcollin 2
Hope this FML doesn't lead back to him. You know people look for those people.
metalflower00 11
Makes me think of a Tim and Eric sketch. Hothothothothothothothothothothothothothot
KiddNYC1O 22
Snoop girl's gonna leave her snoop! (lame Hey Arnold! reference)