Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband forgot to log out of his laptop. Out of curiosity, I checked what was on the screen. It turns out he has his own blog where he shares all the intimate details about our sex life. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I discovered the real reason my husband was distraught last week and has been acting moodily ever since. An attractive girl he was secretly having sex chats with online confessed to him that "she" was actually a guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend left his laptop open, signed into a chat program. I learned why he started working out and eating right. Not to look good for me or be healthier. No, he planned his entire diet and exercise plan so he could shoot the biggest loads possible during "goon sessions." FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML
Today, I found out my husband pretends to be a young, bisexual woman online. As if that isn't bad enough, he flipped out and didn't believe me when I told him the other "young, bisexual women" he's been beating it to are probably middle-aged men too. FML
Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
Today, my husband was fired for chatting online for the third time in a month during office hours. Who was he chatting with? Me, telling him to get off the chat programme so he wouldn't lose his job. FML
Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML
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Top comments
FUCKNAMESBREH 0
Funny thing is, I bet 90% of those "hot teen lesbians" were also grown men. Still, what a pedobear...
bizarre_ftw 22
You're married to a diabolical genius bastard! In other news, if you've been wanting to branch out and experiment lately you don't have to worry about how he'll react any more :)
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Comments (301)
Okayitwasme 0
Ah, crap! I guess I'll have to change my user name on those chat sites!!! JK Seriously, you should go in as a different user and role play along. Nothing wrong with sparking up the ol sex life. It could be good.
cryssycakesx3 23
lol and comment lines from the chat
yummcookie 0
Just a guy with a harmless fantasy, no worse than point of view ****.
mason012 0
He's a GENIUS
auterocks101 0
Sounds like a dude would do that...ahahahhaha
cutiepie343 7
Don't worry, everyone does it ;)
RaquelRox2299 0
Damn...
bmar21 0
That's sweet
justanotherbird 19
What a creeper, especially the "teen" part. Sounds like a pedophile, he'll be having a visit from Chris Hansen soon.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Pedophile only applies to those attracted to children who have yet to reach puberty. It would be an ephebophile you are thinking which is generally someone who is attracted to people from puberty to about 19.
fancyclown 9
I remember this episode of How To Catch A Predator where this old dude brought the girl skittles in a paper bag. A good strategy, if your husband's looking for one.
cherryllollo 7
on the upside, he's probably chatting with other middle aged men doing the same.