Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband forgot to log out of his laptop. Out of curiosity, I checked what was on the screen. It turns out he has his own blog where he shares all the intimate details about our sex life. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I discovered the real reason my husband was distraught last week and has been acting moodily ever since. An attractive girl he was secretly having sex chats with online confessed to him that "she" was actually a guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend left his laptop open, signed into a chat program. I learned why he started working out and eating right. Not to look good for me or be healthier. No, he planned his entire diet and exercise plan so he could shoot the biggest loads possible during "goon sessions." FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML
Today, I found out my husband pretends to be a young, bisexual woman online. As if that isn't bad enough, he flipped out and didn't believe me when I told him the other "young, bisexual women" he's been beating it to are probably middle-aged men too. FML
Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
Today, my husband was fired for chatting online for the third time in a month during office hours. Who was he chatting with? Me, telling him to get off the chat programme so he wouldn't lose his job. FML
Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML
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Top comments
FUCKNAMESBREH 0
Funny thing is, I bet 90% of those "hot teen lesbians" were also grown men. Still, what a pedobear...
bizarre_ftw 22
You're married to a diabolical genius bastard! In other news, if you've been wanting to branch out and experiment lately you don't have to worry about how he'll react any more :)
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Comments (301)
margapp 3
HE'S ******!
poohbearlover1 0
holy, your married to a rapistt!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Rapist? More like perverted asshole, but not rapist. Look up the definition of rapist.
amwinn 2
By your definition of rape you probably think if a guy looks at a girls butt or cleavage he has raped her!
bizarre_ftw 22
Actually by their definition, if a guy looks at a teen's butt he'll end up raping her or someone
claiiire_fml 17
At least he wasn't impersonating you...
Deemee 3
And he honestly believes that he is really chatting with hot teen lesbians???? He is talking to other old, married guys! What a tool!!
HannahPaloozah 0
Atleast they're lesbians ?
hateevryone 15
you need to have a long talk with him.
acidfoxxx 0
She didnt say how old he is either. Maybe he's only like 20 or 21. So that's not that bad. The way young woman are over sexualized these days u cant tell the difference between a 14 and 18 sometimes. Bitches dressing like ***** at 14 and ******* young men, they should be the ones charged! For entrapment. *****, god luv em!! Merry christmas to all the ***** out there on FML
eltapatio16 5
"Why don't you have a seat over there?"- Chris Hansen
Keegomaniac 1
(Pulls out gun and blows brains out)- Predator
alexxss_fml 10
Oh my... o.o
Ash0 6
Curiosity killed the cat