Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband forgot to log out of his laptop. Out of curiosity, I checked what was on the screen. It turns out he has his own blog where he shares all the intimate details about our sex life. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I discovered the real reason my husband was distraught last week and has been acting moodily ever since. An attractive girl he was secretly having sex chats with online confessed to him that "she" was actually a guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend left his laptop open, signed into a chat program. I learned why he started working out and eating right. Not to look good for me or be healthier. No, he planned his entire diet and exercise plan so he could shoot the biggest loads possible during "goon sessions." FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML
Today, I found out my husband pretends to be a young, bisexual woman online. As if that isn't bad enough, he flipped out and didn't believe me when I told him the other "young, bisexual women" he's been beating it to are probably middle-aged men too. FML
Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
Today, my husband was fired for chatting online for the third time in a month during office hours. Who was he chatting with? Me, telling him to get off the chat programme so he wouldn't lose his job. FML
Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML
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Top comments
FUCKNAMESBREH 0
Funny thing is, I bet 90% of those "hot teen lesbians" were also grown men. Still, what a pedobear...
bizarre_ftw 22
You're married to a diabolical genius bastard! In other news, if you've been wanting to branch out and experiment lately you don't have to worry about how he'll react any more :)
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Comments (301)
flockz 20
wait that's actually a man i'm talking to? great. that's the third one this month.
Awsumuzzie 12
I offer my nose to be browned by your cheeks. I hope you can accept this modern sacrifice.
Peach3 1
That's why you can't trust the Internet!!
havocmike 3
So?
DocBastard 40
Everyone is a fake on the Internet. I'm actually an 860 pound silverback gorilla.
flockz 20
i'm writing this from my batcave.
CLoUDiiiE 0
Eminem
upyourzlolz 11
I'm Lady Gaga.
zombicidal 11
and I'm Austin Carlile...no one knows who that is oh okay bye
Saltime 0
Rebecca Black, here...
SSgt 0
^Stupid bitch here.
SystemofaBlink41 27
I'm actually God. May you all burn in hell for lying. Peace out. P.S. The wi-fi here sucks.
SystemofaBlink41 27
I'm actually God. May you all burn in hell for lying. Peace out. P.S. The wi-fi here sucks.
AwkwardUnicorn_fml 2
I admit it you guys, I'm actually a human ?.
AwkwardUnicorn_fml 2
Oops the emoticon turned into a question mark...
SkoomaKi 28
Does that count as "cheating"?
davek 36
"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
bizarre_ftw 22
Woof :)
bizarre_ftw 22
Meh, hit or miss there
XTheDesertSongX 17
"Hello? Yes this is dog."
zombicidal 11
THE BOUNTY HUNTER!!
ColtsDoug18 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It means you must not be satisfying him anymore... Try and spice things up in bed! If that doesn't work, just pretend to be one of the lesbians and have some fun with that.
ohmandapants 17
Yeah, it's her fault he's a disgusting pedo. Maybe if she would have been a better wife, he wouldn't have gone looking for younger, fresher, lesbian meat. That is completely ridiculous. She doesn't have to do diddly squat for him. She just found out what he's been doing and she has to find a way to please HIM? He's got some explaining to do.
smileeee_fml 0
That's some husband you got there. Have you been giving him much attention lately that he's been wanting it from the Internet? However, most people these days fake their identity on the Internet, don't be surprised.
nube_negra86 2
OMFG, i hope you're filing for divorce. This is unacceptable!
PeeblesWiggins 0
Not everything needs to end in divorce. There is this fantastic invention called 'talking things out.' It's not that new, so maybe you've heard of it?
Right_Click 12
Just one of many FML Relationship/Marriage Counselors. To them, there is only 1 solution to relationship/marriage issues: 1) "break-up/divorce the _______!"
rttr 18
Ewwwwwwwwwwww. Dude that sucks. Talk to him about it though.