By Brandon Butler - 04/03/2011 09:22
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Boots, Gloves, Jacket, and Helmet. Well, I guess you should have worn pants.
All that proves is that the bee is smarter than you. Although I could have guessed that, based on the fact that you're riding a murdercycle. Let the donorcyclists come and flame the shit out of me. Bring it on.
Yvwi, that was beautiful. Really. You clearly have plenty of time while out on the open road on your hog to create such poetry. *checks yvwi's profile* Shocking that I knew you were a motorcyclist before even looking at your profile. You and your brethren (including my brother) defend your motorcycles to the bitter end, usually claiming that you ride safely, but everyone else in their cars are the dangerous ones. Right? Enjoy it while you can. You're over 40, right? Statistics show that you're 20 times more likely to be killed than a car driver of the same age. I'll see you (or someone just like you) in my trauma bay soon. Count on it.
Doc, you truly are a douche. you can keep flappin your gums and racking your over educated mind with all of the cons of motorcycles and riders, but there is nothing you or ANYONE for that matter that will change or influence my opinion on riding bikes. When you or anyone else like you talks all that trash, its simply a wast of time, energy, and a wast of air that you breath.
You two have made your views abundantly clear while throwing out unnecessary insults. I don't need to say anything original, and there is no morally superior seat, and I certainly feel no need to impress you. I couldn't give two shits about your opinion of me. I merely gave you statistics, and my overly-educated brain understands them well, along with the concept of "high risk, high reward". As I said, you will reap what you sow.
I was hoping to save the rest of the FML community from this, which is why I suggested any further comments be moved to PMs. My first comment was a joke, but if you're too dense to get that, then you truly are as stupid as I was hoping you weren't. I never claim superiority to anyone. You deserve your monkey videos. And believe me, I will rest very easily knowing my car has more air bags than you have brain cells.
I have never been stung before and my mom was slightly allergic so I have always wondered if I am allergic or not...
Yep, that sucks OP. How fast were you going? Either you were stopped, or going slow...or that f-in bee had it out for you.