Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML
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Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML
Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
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then000bster 16
Invite her over for dinner when, "the wife is gone"
Mister_Triangle 21
I immediately imagined it being a dude, and the pictures being some kind of ****** up inside joke taken to the extreme, and laughed. Then I realized they were probably from a women, and got sad.
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Comments (180)
UrYousername 15
And are you going to send one back? We need a follow up.
splitintwo 6
I would text her back and alert her you know about this Screen shot them all and email them to yourself. Get a divorce don't waste yor time
notsofriendly 17
Yep, time to print those babies out and decorate the office. Hopefully you have some old nakey photos of your (ex-) husband that you can add to the new decor!
AzWolf 5
Don't say anything to him and switch back later. He'll worry the rest of his days!
thewife5 19
You should check out the photos on his phone to see what he's been sending back..
blackonblight 32
No, you don't use 'bitch' to be more insulting, because then you're implying, to make a long feminism rant short, that 'female' is an insult. Gendered insults can just be avoided, unisex ones tend to be a lot more fun and involve more interesting imagery.
martin8337 35
Giggity?
ninety 25
Send him out for some stuff if he is still home and then change the locks while he is out. He should get the hint real fast.
CrazyMelvin 14
YDI: next time make sure you have the right phone.
NYKTim 5
Maybe she is looking to be a model and wanted his advice?