Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML
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Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML
Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
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then000bster 16
Invite her over for dinner when, "the wife is gone"
Mister_Triangle 21
I immediately imagined it being a dude, and the pictures being some kind of ****** up inside joke taken to the extreme, and laughed. Then I realized they were probably from a women, and got sad.
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Comments (180)
s13495 19
Name and shame OP, name and shame!
Wizardo 33
Someone's got some 'splainin to do, a lot of 'splainin.
chuka81 27
Someone is cheating on someone.
mFUNdo21 17
enlighten us, what was your first clue?
shelbie_garcia 6
Time to get those nakey pics developed as fliers and throw some old junk out of your home!!
Neesalun 20
Hmm... Did you decide to return the "favor" so that they realized who you were?
crzyknt 9
Facetime or video call then with a smile on your face!
Vinnie500 14
Your fault for not keeping him interested. Oh, and feel free to spam thumbs down on this comment. That just means you are BLIND to reality and want to live in fairy land.
gigi1981 13
You are a tool! It is not her job alone to keep him interested. If he had issues with their relationship he needs to look within their relationship not externally of it. There is no excuse to cheat on a partner; if you're unhappy, you solve the problems or exit the relationship not have a bit on the side.
Pleonasm 35
*Troll, not tool, 22.
madwag 6
Jerk
Vinnie500 14
You are right it is not her job alone to keep him interested, but if she had AT LEAST tried to keep him interested he probably wouldn't have looked else where. It is FUNNY, all you bleeding heart hippies here are what is wrong with America today. NO ONE wants to take responsibility for their actions and always want to pawn it off as someone else's fault. Get bent.
GraceyBlueEyes 13
She might have tried. You don't know that she didn't. Also she probably didn't know there was a problem and that she needed to try any harder. You're just a self righteous asswipe.
mFUNdo21 17
wow! I was under the INSANE impression that marriage = lifelong commitment. silly me! I even thought, deliriously so, that when one makes a commitment as big as this they keep to it. I apologise for thinking that it's not the wife's fault for getting cheated on. the husband is not a tool. infidelity is the greatest thing ever!
romanrox909 7
It's a man's job to respect a woman. But it's a woman's job to give him something to respect.
spunkylady 24
No, cocks like you is what's wrong with America these days.
ksks1234 33
Vinnie-- you say "no one wants to take responsibility for their actions and want to pawn it off on someone else." Shouldn't the cheating husband take responsibility for his actions? Say the wife did not give him any attention, shouldn't HE take responsibility to talk to his wife? Something tells me you are trying to justify your cheating ways.
Axipiter 24
20, speaking of living in fairy land... You're obviously the mayor.
raphanne_fml 33
Somehow I'm under the impression that if the roles were reversed, Vinnie mugglefuck over there wouldn't be defending the woman and blaming the situation on the man not keeping her interested... I'm sure he would be calling the woman a cheating *****.
gracehi 31
Don't feed the troll, guys. He's just a lonely, pathetic, unemployed, loser living in his mom's basement, whacking off all day and fantasizing about having a wife to cheat on. Making moronic, chauvinistic statements anonymously while hiding behind a computer where he knows no one can actually hurt him and getting people all riled up is the only way he feels anything less than worthless, so don't encourage him. You're doing him a terrible disservice. You're distracting him from looking for a job and getting his obese ass on that elliptical I'm his mom's living room.
gracehi 31
*in
romanrox909 7
Why did my comment receive so many thumbs down? It's the truth. Men cheat because their spouse isnt satisfying them enough. Chances are his co-worker had a hot body.
Chumsword 8
I love the spiral of speculation that happens on these fml's when none of us have the full story. Which Charmin are all of you?
NessaMae 19
Why did the man marry OP in the first place? Thats a commitment. He knew what he was doing when he proposed. They were probably together for a while before they got married. It's not OP's fault her husband decided to become a cheating prick. She had to have been doing something right to keep him around and making him want to marry her. If women has to satisfy their men and keep them interested like you say, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, then I bet every girl would be single. Then there's communication. If he wasn't satisfied or interested anymore, I'm sure he could have talked to OP about it. And they could have planned stuff out to make things more interesting. There was many things that could have been done if he just talked to her about it. They could have mended their marriage. So It's not OP's fault he decided to cheat instead of talk to OP about it. And you sir, are full of shit. I'm 17 years old, obviously never married, and I even know that It's not OP's fault. Maybe she was doing the best she could. You don't know anything about their relationship. And your view on this is shitty. You need a reality check.
Fmlsea 28
this is where you chuck all of his shit out on the lawn and if he tries to lie set his stuff on fire :)
Llama_Face89 33
Make sure to get a permit from the fire department first though.
mFUNdo21 17
wouldn't want to be dealing with any legal issues and pawn off anything remotely valuable or sentimental! but make sure this is all done within the marriage!
love_me_electric 20
Yeah, because that's the mature thing to do. Totally not lowering yourself to his level or anything like that.
DjSashaRoyal 9
I would forward them to your cell so you can see what his reaction would be.
tommylover842 23
Just call them a bitch, much more insulting that way anyway.