Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML
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Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML
Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
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then000bster 16
Invite her over for dinner when, "the wife is gone"
Mister_Triangle 21
I immediately imagined it being a dude, and the pictures being some kind of ****** up inside joke taken to the extreme, and laughed. Then I realized they were probably from a women, and got sad.
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Comments (180)
amarie2009 22
Time for that divorce!! Don't get angry, get EVERYTHING!!!!
ksks1234 33
Unfortunately, most states are no-fault states. Even with proof, the courts will not care. He could be cheating on her with the whole office and it will still be split 50/50.
starile 19
Please refer to the song, "Hit 'Em Up Style" by Blu Cantrell for the how-to! Take notes while you jam!
graceinsheepwear 33
Maybe the husband got to work, realized he had the wrong phone and said so in earshot of someone who is playing a bad prank or has evil intent to mess with his life.
Parkour_rocks 20
That would be a super messed up prank. but funny.
romanrox909 7
Was the co-worker hot? :D
Goblin182 26
Forward the picture to everyone in your husband contact list, including yourself.
Marinewife12 8
I just love how people say that OP should get a new husband, like its that easy. Why, she should go on husbands.com and get one there!! Please we all know that it will take OP quite sometime to find a new guy, date, and possibly get married. Sorry that you had to see that stuff on his phone OP.
DedicatedNova 13
Confront him about them. Then laugh at his excuses because he's obviously stupid. Sorry about that OP.
Axipiter 24
While I'll agree that it's entirely possible that this is the first time this has happened, and the husband had no prior knowledge of this... It's way too coincidental. OP just happened to have the wrong phone on the first occasion? Highly unlikely.
BriannaMGK 15
I hear divorce bells!
haase182 3
Blackmail time!!!
mraustindean 4
I'd tell them to stop by sometime and ask the woman why she's sending nudes to my husband. That is if it's a woman.