Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML
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Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML
Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
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then000bster 16
Invite her over for dinner when, "the wife is gone"
Mister_Triangle 21
I immediately imagined it being a dude, and the pictures being some kind of ****** up inside joke taken to the extreme, and laughed. Then I realized they were probably from a women, and got sad.
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aligater10 7
Keep the phone and divorce his ass now you have evidence of adultery
Revv 2
Proof of pictures not adultery. Huge difference in court. Just saying
Revv 2
Go to counseling if you think that your marriage is worth saving. Church and positive friends helps to. But both of you need to want to stay in the marriage. Sometimes women are afraid to divorce because of the financial hardships, but in the long run starve their husbands of sex, attention and respect, then comes the affair. Pride and ego usually gets its nasty way into those situations, them it's impossible to keep a healthy relationship. Best of luck to you and I'm sorry that you found out this way.
Revv 2
Go to counseling if you think that your marriage is worth saving. Church and positive friends helps to. But both of you need to want to stay in the marriage. Sometimes women are afraid to divorce because of the financial hardships, but in the long run starve their husbands of sex, attention and respect, then comes the affair. Pride and ego usually gets its nasty way into those situations, them it's impossible to keep a healthy relationship. Best of luck to you and I'm sorry that you found out this way.
gladlily 16
Wait, women aren't honest about wanting a divorce and starve their husbands of sex, attention and respect and THAT's why they cheat? Doesn't that street go both ways? If a man honestly feels that his wife doesn't love him because he feels "starved of sex, attention and respect" isn't it his responsibility to be honest about that and tell her he wants to work it out or divorce, instead of cheating?
Revv 2
Yes -- a lack of sex, respect and attention are very common reasons for men cheating. Not saying that it's an honorable choice.... to cheat. And men should speak up. Yes -- it can go both ways. Many women cheat but they tend to be better planners and very detailed hence. ... better cheaters.
Zebediabolical 43
I really hope it's a male coworker.
NachoEater 4
Damn, it seems a lot of you have no idea what a relationship is all about. Communication. She should not get rid of him and burn his stuff because he was getting nude pictures. What she should do is COMMUNICATE with him, find out what's going on, and if he is cheating, then get counseling. You guys have no idea how a mature relationship works.
bigmammajamma69 4
Do you recognize her? Save, copy, redistribute. Then, put your boxing gloves on
processengineer 9
send some of you back
caligirllife 11
Sorry about that but it's good that you found out about it
cappellaaa 23
wow. I'd flip the **** out
HatemyLife32 15
Bullshit! All the advice. All the unintelligent comments and the pushing of "end it, save it, work through it" F off everyone, it's not your life, or your love. She will figure it out one way or the other
Revv 2
Very true! That's old school love in action!