Friends, ACAB, Party and Cops: Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided...

By ugh - 15/07/2013 11:46 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2023 16:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, it's my birthday. A month ago, I'd told everyone I invited to my party that it was going to be adults only. One of my friends brought her kids with her anyway, then started screaming and trashing the place when I politely asked her to leave. The cops had to be called to finally get her out of my house. FML

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No escape

By natty - 16/03/2009 16:02 - United States

Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML

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Being boring

By dicedicebaby - 23/03/2015 00:20 - United States - Columbus

Today, I had my 18th birthday party. At midnight, three police officers showed up at my door and asked if they could look around. Were we doing anything bad? Nope. My friends suck at parking. Before they left, the officers said that this was the most toned down party they'd seen in years. FML

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Unruly meets incompetence

By Anonymous - 14/10/2023 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the library when police arrested me for threatening people. The librarian even told them I did nothing wrong, and that the actual girl they wanted had already left. They took me in anyway. My dad sided with the police and let me “think about what I did” in jail overnight. FML

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By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

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By srs - 11/08/2018 20:30

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML

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Self report

By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

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Ratted

By Anonymous - 20/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, one of my friends got me in trouble when he called our house and asked my parents why they didn't see us at a school conference. My parents were at a meeting elsewhere at the time, so I didn't bother to tell them about it, as we couldn't have gone there to begin with, and it was voluntary. They're mad anyway. FML

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PARTAY!

By Life of the party - 19/08/2009 05:13 - France

Today, I threw a party while my parents were gone. I forgot that our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so when people opened the door, it went off. I couldn't find the number for the alarm company, so the cops showed up. Everyone started cheering because they thought they were strippers. FML

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Welshite 39

Monday 15 July 2013 18:43

Don't bother with those people any longer, OP. They don't respect your property or your opinions and they will just end up using you for as long as they can get away with it.

gracehi 31

Monday 15 July 2013 18:50

If my "friends" disrespected my protests and threw a party in my home without my permission, I would no longer consider them friends.

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abbttmc 12

Monday 15 July 2013 18:42

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Monday 15 July 2013 18:45

Lesson learned: some friends are $#@&¤% € s

mario2012 18

Monday 15 July 2013 18:45

How was that a lesson when OP clearly told them not to?

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Monday 15 July 2013 18:47

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gracehi 31

Monday 15 July 2013 18:50

If my "friends" disrespected my protests and threw a party in my home without my permission, I would no longer consider them friends.

Welshite 39

Monday 15 July 2013 18:52

#14: How is having respect for your home and yourself viewed as being "boring"? That house is anything but free, and I'm sure OP's parents would say the same. You've got some major growing up to do, kid.

gracehi 31

Monday 15 July 2013 19:05

I'm not sure if wallandpeice is a troll or extremely immature. This is the same person who thinks it's okay for 15 years olds to have sex with multiple partners no less.

dixonvixen 5

Monday 15 July 2013 21:56

14-your comments are always ignorant

MilkyFilmz 26

Tuesday 16 July 2013 6:13

#14 I hope you get arrested.

AnimeBitch 14

Tuesday 16 July 2013 16:30

Lol you suck

Risho96 10

Tuesday 16 July 2013 23:33

@#14 If I were doing something illegal, It'd be best that my friends would turn me in. Appreciate having a society to live in and quit letting your friends get away with breaking the law!

wallandpiece 16

Friday 19 July 2013 8:34

Seems Britain and America have very different etiquette when it comes to things like this. No, I won't grow up, I want to enjoy the rest of my youth while I still can, thanks. And also, it doesn't matter if I said it was 'ok' or not, my point throughout that argument was that other people, such as FML commenters, should stop judging people like that girl. What she did was essentially a victimless crime.

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WhoWhat_fml 10

Monday 15 July 2013 20:19

I guess OP must of been held accountable for the party because it was their house. Still, you should not let your friends get away with that. You should get more reliable friends.

mixinitup 12

Monday 15 July 2013 18:42

How is that possible? Did you speak to them English?

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Monday 15 July 2013 18:47

oh the irony....

Welshite 39

Monday 15 July 2013 18:43

Don't bother with those people any longer, OP. They don't respect your property or your opinions and they will just end up using you for as long as they can get away with it.

Wowxoxo 17

Monday 15 July 2013 19:43

Agreed, you have to know how to spot people who are simply using you and be assertive. If you don't want a party at your place then there shouldn't be a party at your place, end of story.