Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML
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Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML
Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
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then000bster 16
Invite her over for dinner when, "the wife is gone"
Mister_Triangle 21
I immediately imagined it being a dude, and the pictures being some kind of ****** up inside joke taken to the extreme, and laughed. Then I realized they were probably from a women, and got sad.
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EmmaMK 35
Send the photos to everyone in the office.
Michael903 18
Download a severe looking bondage picture and send it to the co-worker and ask if they are into it. Then tell a story about how "you" are into being dominated and love watching gay midget ****. Then let the workplace Guido machine take care of the rest.
dcross1213 4
if you wanna get payback you can send me yours
koolkool994 28
That is inappropriate!
molzipan 16
That was so sleazy.
Axipiter 24
31... What the **** is wrong with you? It's not rhetorical, I'm legitimately curious...
koolkool994 28
#71 He is a pervert, that's what's wrong with him!
Shepardspie71 8
Save them on the computer. If divorce comes up, you will need ammo.
Trent100 0
Take the photos of the chick and send them to all staff if his company by an anonymous email you created letting them all know she is a home wrecker. Then run him over in your car and reverse over his head
mFUNdo21 17
'crimes of passion' approves this post
trsshup 8
Please don't encourage someone to do something stupid.
perdix 29
...and it was a dude! FML^2. So, when your husband says, "Work sucks," I guess he means it literally ;)
Schiffy 18
Seems alot of people are saying "oh the husband's cheating" without knowing anything else besides what was written in the post. To all these people saying "get a divorce" or "chuck all of his shit out on the lawn and if he tries to lie set his stuff on fire" (the **** is wrong with you!?), for all you know, this could be some crazy bitch of a co-worker who's obsessed with him, got his cell number from a company database, and someone he has no interest in ever being in the same room alone with. Ever heard "assume makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'"? Well it's applying to alot of people right now.
Llama_Face89 33
I love how no one is saying to work through it. It's all dump his ass and destroy his shit. Not all instances where a spouse cheats ends in divorce. Couples work their problems out. Even something like this.
Llama_Face89 33
Our gender is easily lead astray, ladies. No excuse but it happens.
R3TROxLOV3 32
So what if your "gender is easily led astray?" That doesn't mean that we should sit there and accept and forgive everytime you cheat. If she's sending him naked pictures, there's probably something happening that should NOT be happening. If he had a legitimate reason to be receiving nude pictures, he should have, and probably would have, discussed it with his wife. So if he's been cheating on her, OP has a completely legitimate reason to divorce him. If he wasn't sure whether or not he could remain faithful to his wife, he shouldn't have gotten married, and I suggest that you refrain from entering the sanctity of marriage until you realize that "Hey, I'm a guy! It's not my fault if I cheat because EVERYONE knows that guys can't keep it in their pants!" is not a legitimate reason to justify cheating. My boyfriend and I have been together almost 4 years, and he hasnt cheated once. Know why? Because he takes our relationship seriously. Something you and the OP's husband are clearly incapable of doing.
mFUNdo21 17
or he has and he's just really good at hiding it from you
Llama_Face89 33
46- I believe you missed the "no excuse" bit. Did I in any way condone his actions? I'm just saying OP and her husband need to try and work shit out like sane people. Everything's "divorce his ass!" on this site.
Llama_Face89 33
46- And,for the record, I've never cheated on anyone I've been with. I'm incredibly insulted that you'd assume that based on a comment that you interpreted incorrectly. Kinda judgmental, eh?
starile 19
#73, you specifically set yourself up for that assumption with the comment, "Our gender is easily lead astray, ladies." You think you adding the "No excuse," neutralizes the implication you JUST made? That's like saying "No ****, but I like suckling balls."
HatemyLife32 15
Me thinks tho doth protest too much
Tressa1982 18
Ohhhhhh........
perdix 29
Your husband needs to get the new iPhone 5s. I wonder what "finger" he'll use for the Touch ID security feature ;)
ACynclaire 13
I'd find what the hell is going on & if he is cheating, I would literally make his life hell. cheating is uncalled for. If she is crazy, I'd just kill a bitch. That's just ideas from my southern ways.
Llama_Face89 33
Receiving provocative pictures from another woman constitutes as cheating even if there's no physical aspect IMO.