Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML
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Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Hard to bare
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML
Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML
Awkward...
Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
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then000bster 16
Invite her over for dinner when, "the wife is gone"
Mister_Triangle 21
I immediately imagined it being a dude, and the pictures being some kind of ****** up inside joke taken to the extreme, and laughed. Then I realized they were probably from a women, and got sad.
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Comments (180)
MzNViziBLe 8
At least now you know. This fml definitely needs a follow up.
rebellionwars 11
Don't be so quick to assume, one of his co workers could be sending him this and he's already told her to stop.
museerux01 10
i agree with #14 PRINT & DISTRIBUTE >-<
cheerinbabe 18
He has your phone, so send them to your phone and he prob won't come home
circlelranch69 1
I just hope the pictures are of a Female
nzfer2 9
Sorry to hear that. One good kick in the junk and half his money should help some. But let's start by making co-worker famous and send them photos out to the would as home wrecker.
siggy_mcsigx 22
If your husband knew all that was in there, he would not have made the mistake of switching phones.
MixMastaKDizzle 12
Damn...it's time for a divorce. Sorry to say...
GamerG0DDESS 29
It is sad how someone would be so cruel and tell OP to "create fliers" or create some kind of poster that gets her face out. I realize she is in the very very very deep side of the wrong, but does she deserve to receive such punishment? Could she have not known he had a wife? Perhaps it was all the husband, or perhaps it was the "bitch." The best thing to do OP, before you incriminate a possibly innocent individual and destroy their entire person, is talk with your husband. Maybe it was the first time the "psycho" sent the photos and the husband had no part, or perhaps he was cheating and should sleep on the porch with no pillows or blankets for the rest of his no good life. There are various possibilities, and I would not want OP doing something as blind as was suggested. Even if the women had been having an affair with OP's husband, I don't think fliers would be the appropriate thing to do. Just use the pictures as evidence, there is no need to cause shame upon yourself.
icepanda 6
i would be kicking both their asses if i were you! thats wrong