Miscellaneous: Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures....

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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Wednesday 5 April 2017 4:03

I'd like a PIZZA that! :D

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Monday 23 October 2017 19:32

I still don't know how someone accidentally does that.

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Yes... 5

Wednesday 5 April 2017 4:03

I'd like a PIZZA that! :D

kevinsagirl2323 8

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Monday 23 October 2017 19:32

I still don't know how someone accidentally does that.

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