FML : Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long...

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Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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By hunnydoll - / Tuesday 18 August 2009 00:16 / United States

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By T1A2Z3 | 33

#7579305 - Tuesday 26 December 2017 14:02

I'm allllwwwayyyys doing that! It's hilarious. You completely forget

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By T1A2Z3 | 33

#7579305 - Tuesday 26 December 2017 14:02

I'm allllwwwayyyys doing that! It's hilarious. You completely forget

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