By 20lbknockout - United States
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
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  txgirl09  |  5

fair point, though I too work out without shoes, it makes it easier to go back and forth from weights to yoga to cardio so I don't have any rest time in between.

And no I'm not stupidly running around 24 hr fitness without shoes. I use the always empty apartment gym.


You dumbfuck, it's almost impossible for girls to get super muscley from lifting weights, unless they're on steroids as well. Lifting weights helps tone a girl's body.

I guess you prefer flabby girls to toned girls.

  Zoockey  |  5

dude, your implying two nasty things with that comment of yours.
1. Chubby girls can't work out anymore to become hot again
2. You are being an arrogant fuck by saying that only men can work out. Shame on you there dude!

And FYL for being fucked over by your boyfriend!

  LilaBear  |  1

zoockey - I'm guessing your comment was in reply to chickenfeetyum - there was nothing wrong with his comment. He wasn't suggesting chubby girls can't work out to become thin, just saying that weights don't automatically mean a girl becomes uber muscley. I know girls who do weights and to look at them you wouldn't even think they go to the gym.

He was also correct in saying girls are unlikely to get super muscley just by doing weights. Our muscles can only (naturally) grow a certain amount and it is nowhere near the size guys' muscles can go. If we wanted to become really muscley then yes we would need to take steroids.

  perdix  |  29

I like 'em when they do squats. They get legs so powerful they can crush your head like a walnut. Then, you know what it's really like to perform under pressure.

  perdix  |  29


Don't worry, all you have to do is lay there and leoofbodom. will come to you. He is a plumpa humpa, and you probably won't even have to shower.

I'd like to know what you look like if you call yourself "chubby." Girls that are flat-out obese are calling themselves "curvy" these days, so I wonder what a self-described "chubby" looks like. I'll probably have to chase one down to find out.

  perdix  |  29

Why do you think I'm sexist? Making fun of fatties is a gender-neutral activity. I'm not perfect, but I am not a "fat ass" (I'm curvy! ;) ) I do plenty of other things including some vigorous sports in which I could humiliate you.

By  Gahhreg  |  0


if she really dropped weights on her face, the last thing she'd be doing is going on fml about it

"Honey! Come 'On, we really need to get you to the emergency room!"

"Be right there babe!! Let me just post this to! Maybe this time I'll get accepted!"

  BeeSkwaird  |  0

Or that they weren't very big weights.

Still, the bf doesn't really think through things, does he? Why would it not occur to him that this might happen? Hey, OP, I think you and the idiot need to have a talk about your future.

  blal  |  0

yeah, um, about how "today" is automatically added to the beginning of EVERY POST.

id be surprised if even a tiny fraction on fmls happened the day they were posted.

By  fforw  |  0

Unless you required more serious facial surgery, consider yourself lucky..

I had a friend in school whose stingy father bought second hand equipment which was a bit rusty after all and one barbell holder broke off and smashed his face so badly that he needed new teeth and a metal plate etc.. They did a good job, but still he never looked the way he did before..