FML : Today, I suddenly awoke on the couch in the dark early-morning hours to the pungent odor of something burning. I ran all throughout the house looking for...

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Today, I suddenly awoke on the couch in the dark early-morning hours to the pungent odor of something burning. I ran all throughout the house looking for a fire but there was no sign of it. Exhausted, I crashed back down on the couch and let one rip. It had been me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By FireFarter - / Wednesday 30 August 2017 21:45 / Netherlands - Amsterdam

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7535707 - Wednesday 30 August 2017 22:30

¡Joly jalapeños, Fartman!

By Fritterzz | 13

#7535713 - Wednesday 30 August 2017 22:49

Too many flaming fajitas.

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7535707 - Wednesday 30 August 2017 22:30

¡Joly jalapeños, Fartman!

By Fritterzz | 13

#7535713 - Wednesday 30 August 2017 22:49

Too many flaming fajitas.

By acmariner99 | 21

#7535726 - Wednesday 30 August 2017 23:00

Well that stinks

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7535743 - Wednesday 30 August 2017 23:24

This might be the human version of scaring yourself awake with a fart. Dogs do it all the time, humans very seldom do though.

By gobiteme2 | 34

#7535751 - Wednesday 30 August 2017 23:58

Tell your friends that you have a new meat/fish smoker you want to try out.

By Tarlachia | 33

#7535798 - Thursday 31 August 2017 4:43

Fire in the bunghole!

By Madrias | 35

#7535823 - Thursday 31 August 2017 6:50

Well, you're only a bit of spicy food away from creating a fart rocket. Just be careful where you use your new intestinal superpowers, most people won't appreciate the expanding cloud of foul gas.