¡Joly jalapeños, Fartman!

Too many flaming fajitas.

Well that stinks

This might be the human version of scaring yourself awake with a fart. Dogs do it all the time, humans very seldom do though.

Tell your friends that you have a new meat/fish smoker you want to try out.

Fire in the bunghole!

Well, you're only a bit of spicy food away from creating a fart rocket. Just be careful where you use your new intestinal superpowers, most people won't appreciate the expanding cloud of foul gas.

You must have had the burnt chicken for dinner last night

What are you eating if your farts smell like a house on fire?