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BahahahahHa
Get out.
The erronous capitalisation added to the beauty of your obviously-beautiful comment. People like you are what makes this site worth using. :)
^ Don't let the sweet smile fool you. My comment was about as sarcastic as it gets.
Dude what
Its called "gross" hopper
Sometimes I feel like I'm reading college yik yak on here.
Am I the only one wondering what made it so dire that he "had to" **********? I've had lots of erections, never have I felt that I just "had to" take care of it RIGHT NOW
Well that's ****** up
Haha I wonder how'd you react to Animal Planet
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Haha! Well now, we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about
Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drought, me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about.
So put ur hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts.
Are you 12-16? That's perfectly normal to get aroused by strange stuff during puberty. But FYL for this.
Well then...
We've all been there, bro. And by we've all been there, I mean not all of us have been there. But it's the Internet, so at least one of us has been there, no matter how seemingly ******* weird that is. I hope the rest of puberty treats you well, and I hope you're actually going through puberty right now, otherwise just what the ****
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I don't think I've ever seen two grasshoppers mating
When you're horny a snake eating a mouse looks like mating.
Damn, I thought I had an impressionable mind...
Ah, don't worry OP :) Just steer clear of the Discovery Channel
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Dude what
Haha I wonder how'd you react to Animal Planet