Get out.

The erronous capitalisation added to the beauty of your obviously-beautiful comment. People like you are what makes this site worth using. :)

^ Don't let the sweet smile fool you. My comment was about as sarcastic as it gets.

Either way, both of your comments were terrible^^

Its called "gross" hopper

Sometimes I feel like I'm reading college yik yak on here.

Am I the only one wondering what made it so dire that he "had to" masturbate? I've had lots of erections, never have I felt that I just "had to" take care of it RIGHT NOW

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Haha! Well now, we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about

Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drought, me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about.

So put ur hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts.

Then don't comment?

When you're horny a snake eating a mouse looks like mating.

Damn, I thought I had an impressionable mind...

you probably have but most people wouldn't be able to tell what's going on