By sad-boing - 02/10/2015 21:01 - United Kingdom - Dartford

Spicy
Today, my hormones are so screwed, I popped a boner at the sight of two grasshoppers mating and had to retire to my room for a wank. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 840
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Haha I wonder how'd you react to Animal Planet

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The erronous capitalisation added to the beauty of your obviously-beautiful comment. People like you are what makes this site worth using. :)

^ Don't let the sweet smile fool you. My comment was about as sarcastic as it gets.

Either way, both of your comments were terrible^^

Its called "gross" hopper

Sometimes I feel like I'm reading college yik yak on here.

Am I the only one wondering what made it so dire that he "had to" masturbate? I've had lots of erections, never have I felt that I just "had to" take care of it RIGHT NOW

Well that's fucked up

Haha I wonder how'd you react to Animal Planet

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Haha! Well now, we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about

Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drought, me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about.

So put ur hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts.

Are you 12-16? That's perfectly normal to get aroused by strange stuff during puberty. But FYL for this.

Well then...

We've all been there, bro. And by we've all been there, I mean not all of us have been there. But it's the Internet, so at least one of us has been there, no matter how seemingly fucking weird that is. I hope the rest of puberty treats you well, and I hope you're actually going through puberty right now, otherwise just what the fuck

Then don't comment?

I don't think I've ever seen two grasshoppers mating

When you're horny a snake eating a mouse looks like mating.

Damn, I thought I had an impressionable mind...

you probably have but most people wouldn't be able to tell what's going on

Ah, don't worry OP :) Just steer clear of the Discovery Channel