By MrAries - 02/03/2016 11:45 - United States

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Today, I'm so sleep-deprived, I got a boner from just thinking about falling asleep. FML
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cacheson 41

Oh, sweet Sleep. You have evaded me for so long, and my desire for you has overwhelmed my faculties. I can only hope that my indecent but uncontrollable reaction to your proximity bears you no offense.

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Movel 17

Well, I can only speak for myself, but when I'm so tired I have problems staying awake, I get random boners really often. It can be really annoying.

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thestoryofacaleb 14

Probably accidentally took Viagra and didn't notice...

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Zarcissa 34

I second this. I use melatonin myself and does wonders to help me sleep. Besides, its natural.

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clawstrophobic 15

Actually, it's really bad to rely on melatonin every night. If you're that sleep-depraved all the time, and it's not related to stress from school/work/kids, it would be in your best interest to talk to a doctor

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TMO2142 25

the cherry one works the best! takes 10 min for it to kick in for me. then off to lala land

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cacheson 41

Oh, sweet Sleep. You have evaded me for so long, and my desire for you has overwhelmed my faculties. I can only hope that my indecent but uncontrollable reaction to your proximity bears you no offense.

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krazy789 28

This is so beautiful it brought a tear to my eye?. Like some Romeo and Juliet type of forbidden love.

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nealatmasfu73 15

This made me laugh more then the OP's fml!!!

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Dale_shackleford 13

Roofies and chloroform are going to be your new best friends.

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igg125 30

Think about sleeping, not sleeping with someone.

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booze_n_bitches 37

Why are you still up?! Go! Go make sweet love to your mattress and finally lay to rest in its warm and welcoming embrace.

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