Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML
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thebeautybleeds
| 17
Why take a Viagra? If you wanted sex, you should have let the boner come from your girlfriend, not a pill.
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Trainspotting_fml
| 9
Between a rock and a hard place, eh?
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Trainspotting_fml
| 9
Between a rock and a hard place, eh?
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Friaza
| 29
Looks like you'll be having a bonerific 24 hour ahead.
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goebsy
| 8
"Spicing things up" with Viagra? Huh.
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NavySEAL13
| 0
Are you stupid ?
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tona01
| 16
Well i still think that a boner, is better than a bloody boner after sex
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xDefendPopPunkx
| 14
For an erection lasting longer than four hours, make sure to contact a doctor as it may be harmful to your health. Commercials are so convenient.
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aftertheriot
| 0
OP is going to turn out like the old guy from little fockers
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kenjames
| 4
Anyone who doesn't know that rubbing one out solves the problem is retarded and deserves it.
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adropofpeace
| 8
No no, we've been over this. "Spicing it up" is when you put spices in your bed.
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Kyzahhh
| 7
Time to visit miss Palmer I think
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Eaglestrike117
| 29
What, are you 65?
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SirObvious
| 1
Welcome to my world
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NuTrees
| 9
The chick better clock in and suck this dick
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lulututu
| 4
that's what my boyfriend calls it:p
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rotwiler97
| 2
or Handjolina Jolie!
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themacuser
| 0
Hand Solo
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XxHoPPoxX
| 8
sounds like you have S.B.S.......(sudden boner syndrome)
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baconftw
| 9
Well at least you were thinking ahead
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Tjack_atack
| 0
harnold plamer
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humorizer
| 14
"massive boner all night"
You say this as though it's not normal.
You say this as though it's not normal.
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goneblue
| 3
Idiot nothings better than sex, period or no. They make water for that
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goneblue
| 3
Its your job to turn her on dipshot
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goneblue
| 3
Win
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hobbsicle805
| 0
161- she still won't have sex if she is bleeding down there dumbass
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lcau322
| 0
hell no idiot
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oneleggedbeauty
| 0
Well... You shouldn't assume you'll get lucky all the time....
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reallytho3
| 11
A man can dream cant he?
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imcutefml
| 0
I can dunno bout every1 else
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flagg1888
| 3
-2 I completely agree 100%. You popping a pill does not automatically mean you are going to get some. Suck it up princess
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oneleggedbeauty
| 0
Now really men.... I don't think if I had blood flowing out my happy hole, cramps, and bloating I'd be in the mood to please ye either
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zachherbert
| 10
You would please Dracula
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alpaquette91
| 9
Or know your chicks cycle...
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chickenwalrus
| 14
i dont see a problem here, its a perfect opportunity to try out anal :D
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ChloeChan97
| 0
At least wait till AFTER you know you're going to get laid to hire the help. *shakes head* pathetic..
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facilitator
| 0
89, They have an app for that
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Bofferding_fml
| 6
When the sea is red, go through the mud... Enuff said..
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hurtandabused
| 7
It makes the craps better. N the Orgasm helps ur mood ;)
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RuthieBug
| 4
i shouldnt be laughing but I am... sucks for you dude..
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CatEyes66
| 0
At first glance I thought it said "I pooped a Viagra" I was like "WTF."
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Alexunited1212
| 2
While I was reading the FML I skipped the third line, so I read "I popped a Viagra to spice up her period."
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ImmortalRiot
| 0
Pamela Handerson
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YaboyVinnie
| 21
Now that's a bloody overload.
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maskedman
| 9
I agree. Now they both have too much blood in their genitals.
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flamegrilled123
| 3
"and then moses lifted his rod and split the red sea"
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iampetard
| 0
Dont always assume the best
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Zeek63
| 0
Op should make sure the erection didn't last over four hours or he should contact a doctor
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thebeautybleeds
| 17
Why take a Viagra? If you wanted sex, you should have let the boner come from your girlfriend, not a pill.
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kaykay20
| 0
Seems pretty stupid to take it if you don't actually have a penis problem. Well if it lasts more then four hours go to a doctor ASAP.
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qazaq
| 1
It's a disorder genius
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GreenMaze
| 0
That when Mrs. Hand come in handy.jk
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ACRKEC3442
| 1
SO TRUE! I think it's unnatural.
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Classic_PWN
| 1
What you said!
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daemonsparta
| 16
some people have problems making their penis work. its not as easy as "oh girl me hard now rawr"
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saIty
| 17
You better go online and buy a pair of Rosie O'Donnell pants. ASAP.
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DrIDGAF
| 7
Hurry, sing the national anthem while looking at a picture of your grandma!
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orangeduck
| 6
Remix
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saIty
| 17
Oh! Say can you see? My grandmas really gangsta. *changes beat* with her hat turned sideways, looking like a fool with her pants on the ground. That'll be one goat sir.
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ginger123456789
| 0
Erectile dysfunction?
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Xx_Dakota_xX
| 1
Don't old ppl use those anyways bc they can't get boners?? So OP basically can't get a boner and relies on a drug...thanks American for making us feel good...
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ckr911
| 5
Nice one.
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DeathMaple
| 3
Maybe next time.
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Perksofbeingawal
| 0
SAY word?