By RohnAbheek - 21/08/2011 17:36 - India

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML
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Why take a Viagra? If you wanted sex, you should have let the boner come from your girlfriend, not a pill.

Between a rock and a hard place, eh?

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Between a rock and a hard place, eh?

Looks like you'll be having a bonerific 24 hour ahead.

"Spicing things up" with Viagra? Huh.

Are you stupid ?

Well i still think that a boner, is better than a bloody boner after sex

For an erection lasting longer than four hours, make sure to contact a doctor as it may be harmful to your health. Commercials are so convenient.

OP is going to turn out like the old guy from little fockers

Anyone who doesn't know that rubbing one out solves the problem is retarded and deserves it.

No no, we've been over this. "Spicing it up" is when you put spices in your bed.

Time to visit miss Palmer I think

What, are you 65?

Welcome to my world

The chick better clock in and suck this dick

that's what my boyfriend calls it:p

or Handjolina Jolie!

sounds like you have S.B.S.......(sudden boner syndrome)

Well at least you were thinking ahead

"massive boner all night" You say this as though it's not normal.

Idiot nothings better than sex, period or no. They make water for that

Its your job to turn her on dipshot

161- she still won't have sex if she is bleeding down there dumbass

hell no idiot

Well... You shouldn't assume you'll get lucky all the time....

A man can dream cant he?

I can dunno bout every1 else

-2 I completely agree 100%. You popping a pill does not automatically mean you are going to get some. Suck it up princess

Now really men.... I don't think if I had blood flowing out my happy hole, cramps, and bloating I'd be in the mood to please ye either

You would please Dracula

Or know your chicks cycle...

i dont see a problem here, its a perfect opportunity to try out anal :D

At least wait till AFTER you know you're going to get laid to hire the help. *shakes head* pathetic..

89, They have an app for that

When the sea is red, go through the mud... Enuff said..

It makes the craps better. N the Orgasm helps ur mood ;)

i shouldnt be laughing but I am... sucks for you dude..

At first glance I thought it said "I pooped a Viagra" I was like "WTF."

While I was reading the FML I skipped the third line, so I read "I popped a Viagra to spice up her period."

Pamela Handerson

Now that's a bloody overload.

I agree. Now they both have too much blood in their genitals.

"and then moses lifted his rod and split the red sea"

Dont always assume the best

Op should make sure the erection didn't last over four hours or he should contact a doctor

Why take a Viagra? If you wanted sex, you should have let the boner come from your girlfriend, not a pill.

Seems pretty stupid to take it if you don't actually have a penis problem. Well if it lasts more then four hours go to a doctor ASAP.

It's a disorder genius

That when Mrs. Hand come in handy.jk

SO TRUE! I think it's unnatural.

What you said!

some people have problems making their penis work. its not as easy as "oh girl me hard now rawr"

You better go online and buy a pair of Rosie O'Donnell pants. ASAP.

Hurry, sing the national anthem while looking at a picture of your grandma!

Oh! Say can you see? My grandmas really gangsta. *changes beat* with her hat turned sideways, looking like a fool with her pants on the ground. That'll be one goat sir.

Erectile dysfunction?

Don't old ppl use those anyways bc they can't get boners?? So OP basically can't get a boner and relies on a drug...thanks American for making us feel good...

Maybe next time.