FML : Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period...

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Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By RohnAbheek / Sunday 21 August 2011 17:36 / India

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By thebeautybleeds | 17

#3155422 - Monday 22 August 2011 1:45

Why take a Viagra? If you wanted sex, you should have let the boner come from your girlfriend, not a pill.

By Trainspotting_fml | 9

#3155315 - Monday 22 August 2011 1:39

Between a rock and a hard place, eh?

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By Trainspotting_fml | 9

#3155315 - Monday 22 August 2011 1:39

Between a rock and a hard place, eh?

Friaza | 29

#3155405 - Monday 22 August 2011 1:44

Looks like you'll be having a bonerific 24 hour ahead.

goebsy | 8

#3155561 - Monday 22 August 2011 1:55

"Spicing things up" with Viagra? Huh.

NavySEAL13 | 0

#3155585 - Monday 22 August 2011 1:58

Are you stupid ?

tona01 | 16

#3155681 - Monday 22 August 2011 2:16

Well i still think that a boner, is better than a bloody boner after sex

xDefendPopPunkx | 14

#3155882 - Monday 22 August 2011 2:59

For an erection lasting longer than four hours, make sure to contact a doctor as it may be harmful to your health. Commercials are so convenient.

aftertheriot | 0

#3155950 - Monday 22 August 2011 3:15

OP is going to turn out like the old guy from little fockers

kenjames | 4

#3156071 - Monday 22 August 2011 3:43

Anyone who doesn't know that rubbing one out solves the problem is retarded and deserves it.

adropofpeace | 8

#3156235 - Monday 22 August 2011 4:12

No no, we've been over this. "Spicing it up" is when you put spices in your bed.

Kyzahhh | 7

#3156285 - Monday 22 August 2011 4:20

Time to visit miss Palmer I think

Eaglestrike117 | 29

#3156484 - Monday 22 August 2011 4:57

What, are you 65?

SirObvious | 1

#3156574 - Monday 22 August 2011 5:09

Welcome to my world

NuTrees | 9

#3157026 - Monday 22 August 2011 6:29

The chick better clock in and suck this dick

lulututu | 4

#3157797 - Monday 22 August 2011 9:11

that's what my boyfriend calls it:p

rotwiler97 | 2

#3158237 - Monday 22 August 2011 10:33

or Handjolina Jolie!

themacuser | 0

#3158295 - Monday 22 August 2011 10:49

Hand Solo

XxHoPPoxX | 8

#3158739 - Monday 22 August 2011 13:11

sounds like you have S.B.S.......(sudden boner syndrome)

baconftw | 9

#3158842 - Monday 22 August 2011 13:39

Well at least you were thinking ahead

Tjack_atack | 0

#3159727 - Monday 22 August 2011 17:01

harnold plamer

humorizer | 14

#3162760 - Tuesday 23 August 2011 1:49

"massive boner all night"
You say this as though it's not normal.

goneblue | 3

#3166807 - Tuesday 23 August 2011 17:34

Idiot nothings better than sex, period or no. They make water for that

goneblue | 3

#3166815 - Tuesday 23 August 2011 17:37

Its your job to turn her on dipshot

goneblue | 3

#3166880 - Tuesday 23 August 2011 17:52

Win

hobbsicle805 | 0

#3175780 - Thursday 25 August 2011 4:45

161- she still won't have sex if she is bleeding down there dumbass

lcau322 | 0

#3247154 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 17:48

hell no idiot

By oneleggedbeauty | 0

#3155321 - Monday 22 August 2011 1:39

Well... You shouldn't assume you'll get lucky all the time....

reallytho3 | 11

#3155814 - Monday 22 August 2011 2:45

A man can dream cant he?

imcutefml | 0

#3155992 - Monday 22 August 2011 3:24

I can dunno bout every1 else

flagg1888 | 3

#3156038 - Monday 22 August 2011 3:36

-2 I completely agree 100%. You popping a pill does not automatically mean you are going to get some. Suck it up princess

oneleggedbeauty | 0

#3156282 - Monday 22 August 2011 4:20

Now really men.... I don't think if I had blood flowing out my happy hole, cramps, and bloating I'd be in the mood to please ye either

zachherbert | 10

#3156498 - Monday 22 August 2011 5:00

You would please Dracula

alpaquette91 | 9

#3156612 - Monday 22 August 2011 5:16

Or know your chicks cycle...

chickenwalrus | 14

#3156669 - Monday 22 August 2011 5:25

i dont see a problem here, its a perfect opportunity to try out anal :D

ChloeChan97 | 0

#3156951 - Monday 22 August 2011 6:17

At least wait till AFTER you know you're going to get laid to hire the help. *shakes head* pathetic..

facilitator | 0

#3157267 - Monday 22 August 2011 7:21

89, They have an app for that

Bofferding_fml | 6

#3178322 - Thursday 25 August 2011 19:26

When the sea is red, go through the mud... Enuff said..

hurtandabused | 7

#3920882 - Saturday 21 January 2012 22:22

It makes the craps better. N the Orgasm helps ur mood ;)

By RuthieBug | 4

#3155380 - Monday 22 August 2011 1:43

i shouldnt be laughing but I am... sucks for you dude..

CatEyes66 | 0

#3156240 - Monday 22 August 2011 4:13

At first glance I thought it said "I pooped a Viagra" I was like "WTF."

Alexunited1212 | 2

#3161838 - Monday 22 August 2011 22:38

While I was reading the FML I skipped the third line, so I read "I popped a Viagra to spice up her period."

ImmortalRiot | 0

#3163675 - Tuesday 23 August 2011 4:40

Pamela Handerson

By YaboyVinnie | 20

#3155415 - Monday 22 August 2011 1:44

Now that's a bloody overload.

maskedman | 9

#3157242 - Monday 22 August 2011 7:15

I agree. Now they both have too much blood in their genitals.

flamegrilled123 | 3

#3158346 - Monday 22 August 2011 11:09

"and then moses lifted his rod and split the red sea"

By iampetard | 0

#3155417 - Monday 22 August 2011 1:45

Dont always assume the best

Zeek63 | 0

#3158799 - Monday 22 August 2011 13:24

Op should make sure the erection didn't last over four hours or he should contact a doctor

By thebeautybleeds | 17

#3155422 - Monday 22 August 2011 1:45

Why take a Viagra? If you wanted sex, you should have let the boner come from your girlfriend, not a pill.

kaykay20 | 0

#3155600 - Monday 22 August 2011 2:00

Seems pretty stupid to take it if you don't actually have a penis problem. Well if it lasts more then four hours go to a doctor ASAP.

qazaq | 1

#3155715 - Monday 22 August 2011 2:24

It's a disorder genius

GreenMaze | 0

#3157096 - Monday 22 August 2011 6:45

That when Mrs. Hand come in handy.jk

ACRKEC3442 | 1

#3168909 - Tuesday 23 August 2011 23:26

SO TRUE! I think it's unnatural.

Classic_PWN | 1

#3172387 - Wednesday 24 August 2011 10:48

What you said!

daemonsparta | 16

#6283479 - Wednesday 6 May 2015 20:18

some people have problems making their penis work. its not as easy as "oh girl me hard now rawr"

By saIty | 17

#3155424 - Monday 22 August 2011 1:45

You better go online and buy a pair of Rosie O'Donnell pants. ASAP.

DrIDGAF | 7

#3155615 - Monday 22 August 2011 2:02

Hurry, sing the national anthem while looking at a picture of your grandma!

orangeduck | 6

#3155638 - Monday 22 August 2011 2:07

Remix

saIty | 17

#3155895 - Monday 22 August 2011 3:04

Oh! Say can you see? My grandmas really gangsta. *changes beat* with her hat turned sideways, looking like a fool with her pants on the ground. That'll be one goat sir.

ginger123456789 | 0

#3155980 - Monday 22 August 2011 3:23

Erectile dysfunction?

Xx_Dakota_xX | 1

#3156551 - Monday 22 August 2011 5:07

Don't old ppl use those anyways bc they can't get boners?? So OP basically can't get a boner and relies on a drug...thanks American for making us feel good...