By FML - 02/10/2015 21:45 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I took my boyfriend to dinner to meet my parents. He agreed to be on his best behavior, but when my mom told us about some shady stuff going on at her job, he replied that it sounded "fishier than Justin Bieber's cunt." We were quickly kicked out. FML
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If that's his best I don't want to see his worst...

Looks like he needs to learn when to say things at the right time. Sorry OP!

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Looks like he needs to learn when to say things at the right time. Sorry OP!

I don't think there would be a right time to say that.

there is a time.. just not when meeting your in laws for the first time, its hanging out with your own friends Who would ser the fun part in it :)

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I honestly don't understand why people just can't grasp when to keep their mouths shut. Not having a switch between "hanging out with friends behavior" and "visiting partner's parents behavior" is a huge issue. The only excuse for that is if the person has a mental disorder that makes appropriate social interactions hard to distinguish between.

Is OP his girlfriend or his mother? OP'S boyfriend should WANT to make a good impression with the parents, not have to promise to be on their best behavior before hand like a little kid going to a birthday party.

i'm sorry your boyfriend did that, first impressions are often hard to overcome!

If that's his best I don't want to see his worst...

He sounds fishier than Justin beiber's cunt

Kicked out by your parents or the restaurant? Big difference! But as for your boyfriend's comment...neither the time not the place, no matter how apt a response it may have been

I think the dinner took place at her parent's house.

Well if that's the case, at least they got (most of?) a free meal. But who knows, they could be laughing about this story at their wedding reception in a few years

Ha I guess my family dinners with the in laws are much different than yours.

Yeah.........he needs to go. Sorry, OP

haha agree with the parents that name shalt not be mentioned in the vicinity of me

As horrible as that is, your boyfriend seems like someone fun to be around

It's fishier than Justin Bieber's cunt to still be using Justin Bieber jokes

Good call, wrong place wrong time.