By FML - 02/10/2015 21:45 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I took my boyfriend to dinner to meet my parents. He agreed to be on his best behavior, but when my mom told us about some shady stuff going on at her job, he replied that it sounded "fishier than Justin Bieber's cunt." We were quickly kicked out. FML
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ToxicTyrael 26
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If that's his best I don't want to see his worst...

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keirachuter 13

Looks like he needs to learn when to say things at the right time. Sorry OP!

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keirachuter 13

Looks like he needs to learn when to say things at the right time. Sorry OP!

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JocelynKaulitz 28

I don't think there would be a right time to say that.

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ninjahesten 18
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there is a time.. just not when meeting your in laws for the first time, its hanging out with your own friends Who would ser the fun part in it :)

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miazangl 13
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Is OP his girlfriend or his mother? OP'S boyfriend should WANT to make a good impression with the parents, not have to promise to be on their best behavior before hand like a little kid going to a birthday party.

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yoursucklives 36

i'm sorry your boyfriend did that, first impressions are often hard to overcome!

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ToxicTyrael 26
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If that's his best I don't want to see his worst...

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drunkturtle 14
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He sounds fishier than Justin beiber's cunt

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boating_guy 33
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Kicked out by your parents or the restaurant? Big difference! But as for your boyfriend's comment...neither the time not the place, no matter how apt a response it may have been

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ToxicTyrael 26
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I think the dinner took place at her parent's house.

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boating_guy 33
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Well if that's the case, at least they got (most of?) a free meal. But who knows, they could be laughing about this story at their wedding reception in a few years

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little_one 20
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Ha I guess my family dinners with the in laws are much different than yours.

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Yastafari 16
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Yeah.........he needs to go. Sorry, OP

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8Dirty1 24
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haha agree with the parents that name shalt not be mentioned in the vicinity of me

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MathiBears 15
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As horrible as that is, your boyfriend seems like someone fun to be around

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rileyrae0000 23
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It's fishier than Justin Bieber's cunt to still be using Justin Bieber jokes

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cheshireau 26

Good call, wrong place wrong time.

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