By FML - United States - Oak Lawn
Today, I took my boyfriend to dinner to meet my parents. He agreed to be on his best behavior, but when my mom told us about some shady stuff going on at her job, he replied that it sounded "fishier than Justin Bieber's cunt." We were quickly kicked out. FML
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  ThatOneChick856  |  36

I honestly don't understand why people just can't grasp when to keep their mouths shut. Not having a switch between "hanging out with friends behavior" and "visiting partner's parents behavior" is a huge issue. The only excuse for that is if the person has a mental disorder that makes appropriate social interactions hard to distinguish between.

  miazangl  |  13

Is OP his girlfriend or his mother? OP'S boyfriend should WANT to make a good impression with the parents, not have to promise to be on their best behavior before hand like a little kid going to a birthday party.

By  boating_guy  |  33

Kicked out by your parents or the restaurant? Big difference!
But as for your boyfriend's comment...neither the time not the place, no matter how apt a response it may have been

  boating_guy  |  33

Well if that's the case, at least they got (most of?) a free meal.
But who knows, they could be laughing about this story at their wedding reception in a few years