Intimacy: Today, my hormones are so screwed, I popped a boner at the sight...

By sad-boing - 02/10/2015 21:01 - United Kingdom - Dartford

Today, my hormones are so screwed, I popped a boner at the sight of two grasshoppers mating and had to retire to my room for a wank. FML

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Saturday 3 October 2015 8:36

Dude what

urbantrashcan 18

Saturday 3 October 2015 8:42

Haha I wonder how'd you react to Animal Planet

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lukian_fml 29

Saturday 3 October 2015 9:41

Good news! You'll have the time of your life with David Attenborough right now.

gracehi 31

Saturday 3 October 2015 9:55

Hey, man. We don't judge. The pope told us not to.

Le_ponderer 14

Saturday 3 October 2015 10:06

Animal planet... we are all on it.

rae4231 16

Saturday 3 October 2015 10:06

Doesn't everyone get turned on by grasshoppers in general?

CamBam97 7

Saturday 3 October 2015 10:32

shit got me too weak:'D

JD1147 27

Saturday 3 October 2015 10:08

Jeez.. Doing it over two grasshoppers... That's worse than looking at a Target catalogue.

protoskore 27

Saturday 3 October 2015 11:22

ah, to be young again

DecisiveBull 9

Saturday 3 October 2015 11:42

I've heard of active hormones, but... seriously?

jack67_fml 14

Saturday 3 October 2015 12:56

Wait you mean it's not normal to do that? I've gotta rethink my life

Xandrick 22

Saturday 3 October 2015 13:40

.....I'm sorry, what??

jordaandanielle 17

Saturday 3 October 2015 14:39

oh my.

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